GF_GoneAWOL | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Need a break from crazy girlfriends causing chaos on airplanes? Look no further, because on our server, the only turbulence you’ll experience is from riding a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks!

Join us for a weekend getaway like no other, where you can build your dream world without any pesky flight attendants getting in your way. And if the cops show up, don’t worry – they’re just there to admire your epic creations and maybe ask for some building tips.

So come on down to our server and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a creeper as a pet and a mansion made of emerald blocks? Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you forget to bring your pickaxe, then you might regret it a little. But hey, that’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Crops Grown:	8661	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PleasureCraft SMP

beauty, books, Contentment, family, Food, Friends, Gratitude, Happiness, hugs, joy, Kindness, Laughter, love, Music, Nature, Peace, PleasureCraft, Relaxation, Serenity, simple pleasures, smp, Sunshine

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for wood, getting chased by creepers, and accidentally falling into lava while mining for diamonds!

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner chaos. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a prank war with your fellow players? We encourage it!

Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a secret society of llamas that control the economy. Join us and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community on the block!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Void Armor Forged:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

HousePartyGriefer

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Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our community is filled with mischievous players who love to prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible. From filling someone’s house with chickens to turning their entire base into a giant lava pit, the possibilities for chaos are endless.

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground society of players who have created their own civilization complete with a currency system, government, and even a black market for rare items. Joining this society means you’ll have to prove your worth through a series of ridiculous challenges, including a parkour course made entirely of slime blocks and a maze filled with traps and puzzles.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can let your inner troll run wild and embark on crazy adventures with a group of like-minded players, then look no further. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Space Chaos: Musk’s Starlink

Astronomy, astronomy research, Chaos, deep space observations, Earth’s orbit, elon musk, Elon Musk’s projects, environmental impact, light pollution, Musks, satellite constellations, satellite interference, satellites, scientists, Space, Space debris, space exploration, space junk, space observation restrictions, space technology, starlink, Technology

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is outta this world? well, this server is literally outta this world cuz elon musk’s starlink satellites be causin chaos up in earth’s orbit. but don’t worry, we got u covered with a server that is so lit, it’s like playin in outer space.

join us for some epic adventures as we navigate through the cosmic chaos caused by musk’s satellites. build ur own space station, battle aliens, and mine for space diamonds. trust me, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else in the galaxy.

so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s explore the final frontier together. who knows, maybe we’ll even discover a new planet made entirely of diamonds. yolo, amirite?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

ArcadiaRP

1.17.x, Adventure, ArcadiaRP, mc.arcadiaroleplay.it, Minecraft, Roleplay, Server

Arcadia Roleplay! Version: 1.17.x IP: mc.arcadiaroleplay.it Come join us and enjoy the adventure!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Blocky Brainiacs Minecraft Server

billionaire, blocky, brain-rotted, Brainiacs, Conspiracy, Corruption, cover up, elite society, Evidence, human trafficking, ISLAND, Jews, Minecraft, Minors, Mossad, Powerful, rape, scandal, Server, sexual abuse, terminally online, U.S. Government, video tapes, Wealthy

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to escape to a world where billionaires with ties to secret organizations run islands for the wealthy and powerful to engage in scandalous activities? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret societies, and hidden agendas. Explore mysterious islands, uncover government cover-ups, and maybe even stumble upon some shocking evidence along the way.

Who needs diamonds and gold when you can uncover the truth behind it all? Join our server now and see where the rabbit hole takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our Minecraft world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Cum Giving Friends Minecraft SMP

#revelation, Confessions, confessions of betrayal, Cum, Deception, deception in friendship, Friends, friendship, Giving, hidden, Hidden Secrets, Intimacy, intimate friendships, Minecraft, relationships, revealing secrets, Secrets, smp, Trust, trust issues, unaware, unaware friends

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join a group of friends who have no idea how much cum you’ve given them! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They may or may not be plotting world domination. – Our server is protected by a team of ninja chickens who will peck anyone who tries to grief or steal. – We have a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we built it, just enjoy the show. – Our community events include synchronized pig racing, llama fashion shows, and underwater basket weaving competitions. – Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples somewhere in the world. Good luck finding it!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the wacky adventures and unexpected surprises that await you. Just don’t mention the cum to your friends, okay?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ThirstyCraft

Accountability, Arizona drinks, burritos, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, drinks, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, misunderstanding, public assistance, selfish, sharing, SNAP card, Soda, Store, supermarket, Tacos, ThirstyCraft, Water Bottle

Are you tired of your Minecraft server mates stealing your precious resources without asking? Join our server where we guarantee that no one will drink your water or soda without permission!

We have a strict policy against beverage theft and encourage open communication for all your drink needs. Plus, our community is always ready to provide free burritos and tacos for all your gaming fuel needs.

Don’t let selfish family members ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace without any drama over drinks! Remember, on our server, everyone gets their fair share of Arizona drinks and no one will be called out for being selfish. Join now and game on without any beverage-related conflicts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Alien Abductions:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

FutureFrenzy Minecraft SMP

Advancements, anticipation, CHANGE, Curiosity, discovery, dreams, Evolution, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Future, FutureFrenzy, growth, Hope, innovation, Minecraft, opportunities, optimism, Possibilities, Potential, progress, smp, Technology, transformation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might just end up with a pet creeper).

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and unpredictable SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Trust us, the future has never looked so exciting!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BlockyBanterCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of pigs plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land leaving a trail of diamond blocks in his wake. Rumor has it that if you can catch him, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, he’s a crafty one and will do everything in his power to evade capture.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SeriousCraft Minecraft Server

crisis management., Dangerous, device attacks, emergency response, escalation, Government, instability, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, MINISTERS, national security, next 48 hours, pager attacks, POLITICAL CRISIS, regional conflict, security threat, SeriousCraft, Server, Tensions, Terrorism, Unrest, Warning

so, like, this server is, like, totally crazy, man. like, we got explosions and stuff happening all the time. it’s like a war zone up in here. lebanese ministers are like, “whoa, this is some serious escalation, bro.” they’re warning everyone that the next 48 hours are gonna be super dangerous. but like, that just makes it even more exciting, right?

join our server for non-stop action and chaos. you never know what’s gonna happen next. maybe you’ll get attacked by pagers and devices, or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure. who knows, man. it’s all up in the air.

so come on, join us for the ride of your life. just remember to watch your back and keep your wits about you. things are about to get wild!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

HezboBlasters – PvP Madness!

airstrikes, Armed Forces, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, defense forces, defense strategy, HezboBlasters, hezbollah, Hezbollah targets, idf, international relations, LAUNCHERS, lebanon, madness, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Military Strikes, missile launchers, national defense, precision strikes, PvP, regional tensions, security threat

come join our epic minecraft server where we hit more than 100 loaded creeper launchers in a series of major explosions! it’s like fireworks but with more BOOM BOOM! you’ll be dodging explosions left and right as you try to build your dream base and survive the chaos. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can outsmart the explosive mayhem!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Potions Brewed:	42	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	1439	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Crafty Gut Quest

brain health, Crafty, diet, dietary interventions, gastrointestinal, Gut, gut microbiome, gut-brain axis, health, microbiome analysis, microbiome diversity, microbiota, movement disorder, neurological conditions, neurology, nutrition, Parkinson’s Disease, Patients, Quest, research, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

come join dis epic minecraft server where we cure parkinson’s disease with DIET AND GUT MICROBIOME!!! yea u heard dat right, forget doctors and meds, just eat some virtual veggies and boom, ur shaking stops! we got virtual doctors in lab coats giving u advice like “eat more carrots” and “drink more water” to cure ur parkinson’s! and if dat aint enough, we got virtual therapists to help u cope with ur newfound health. join now and say goodbye to parkinson’s FOREVER!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Void Armor Forged:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

AR

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Friendly staff, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Plugin, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Anarchy in the world of 4×4 chunk

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

0t0b

0t0b, 1.12.2, 1.21, Adventure, Anarchy, BACKDOORS, Community, Economy, Experience, exploits, free, gameplay, Ip:, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, patches, PvP, Raiding, Sandbox, Server, Survival

Welcome to 0t0b! This is the most free anarchy experience where exploits will be patched if they break the game and backdoors will not exist. Please join today. IP: 0t0b.org Versions:1.12.2 – 1.21

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

TrueLand | Best Minecraft Server! Minecraft Server

anti cheat, antibot, best minecraft server, Donate, DONATORS, effects, free, good community, good stuff, king of the mountain, menu, ONLINE, PvP, pvp arena, rules, Store, Survival, telegram channel, TrueLand, VK GROUP, Weddings

SURVIVAL! Weddings, king of the mountain, PvP + PvP arena, /free (Free donation + free cases), /donate (DISCOUNTS 96%) Anti-cheat, Rules (/rules), more than 900 donators, good online, good stuff, effects, menu, store, telegram channel, VK group, antibot, good community – and much more on our server! Come to us, version 1.9 – 1.21 (any. between 1.9 and 1.21)! IP for connection: TrueMC.ru -Attention, if it does not connect to the server, try version 1.12.2 or – – go with IP TrueMC.ru: 25565 (indicating the port) –

DISCOUNTS WILL END IN: Discounts on donation 96%: 15 hours left Free donation /free: 15 hours left

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7766
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.