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| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 9025 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
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