GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	904
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Abyss SMP

abyss, active community, Community, Discord, discord server, entry form, Friends, Graves, Grief Protection, lag reduction, laid back, Leaf decay, Mods, proximity chat, quality of life, Small, Small Community, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, whitelist confirmations

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7110
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Crops Grown:	3907	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107	Mines Excavated:	4805
Runes Activated:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

Minecraft Server Overview

Server	SMP
Mods	Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves

RULES:

No Bullying
Respect Boundaries
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission
No Nether Roof Travel
No Glitch/Exploit Abuse

Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there whitelist conformations?	Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings.
How long does it take to get whitelisted?	It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually.
Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet?	Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted.
How big is the server?	It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it.

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

Mystic Heights Server 1.21.1

1.21.1, DATING, dating advice, finding love, Girlfriend, height, height preference, Heights, Insecurities, love life, mystic, personal growth, physical appearance, relationship goals, relationships, romantic partners, self esteem, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Server, short men, societal standards, tall men

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9237
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

OMG, bro, forget about getting a gf, join our Minecraft server instead! We got pixelated babes for days, and they don’t care about your height! Plus, our server is like a virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh reality of being short! So come on, join us and let’s mine and craft our way to love and happiness!

Canadian is insulted by Trump’s tweets Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Canada, Canadian, controversy, Diplomacy, Government, INSULTED, international relations, Media, Minecraft, News, North America, Politics, president, reaction, smp, social media, trump, Trumps, tweets, united states, Video, viral

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6330
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Crops Grown:	5694	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wacky and wild that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is nuts!”

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!

FanBlanketCraft

air circulation, bedroom comfort, bedroom setup, blanket, comfort, Cooling, Cozy, electric fan, fan noise, FanBlanketCraft, insomnia, nighttime routine, personal preference, Relaxation, sleep environment, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, temperature control, ventilation, white noise

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5030
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Enchantments Applied:	217	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Are you tired of living life on the edge with your electric fan and blanket combo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a fan-tastic experience that will blow you away!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!

Total Anarchy

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Builder, challenge, control, DOMINATE, Experience, Hardcore, Massive World, Playground, PvP, raw minecraft, Resources, SETTLE, Survival, Thrive, TOTAL, Unrestricted, untouched, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6147
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Experience True Minecraft Survival!

Server IP: total-anarchy.us

Features	Details
Massive World	World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks
Minimal Rules	Only rule is no hacking
Pure Gameplay	No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies
Hardcore Survival Awaits	Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience

Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.

FAQ

Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.

Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?

A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.

Q: Is there any teleportation available?

A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.

Epic Adventure Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, assistant director, chainsaw man, character designer, Director, Epic, Hiroshi Seko, Kazutaka Sugiyama, Kensuke Ushio, mappa, Masato Nakazono, Movie, music production, PV 2, Realms, Reze Arc, screenwriter, Tatsuya Yoshihara

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9860
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. The director is like Tatsuya Yoshihara, and the screenwriter is Hiroshi Seko, like what even is that combo, it’s gonna blow your mind. And the character designer, Kazutaka Sugiyama, is a straight-up genius, like Picasso but for Minecraft skins, bro. The assistant director, Masato Nakazono, is gonna guide you through this crazy world like a Minecraft sherpa, man. And the music by Kensuke Ushio is gonna make you feel like you’re in a Minecraft rave, bro. Production by MAPPA is like the cherry on top, it’s gonna be the best Minecraft experience of your life, man. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Arena, Arena Championship, Arena Direct, Bloomburrow play boxes, Cold Edition, December 16 2024, Explorer, free codes, Gathering, general, Gruul Aggro, Jegantha, Keisuke Sato, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, MTG Arena announcements, mtgag, news and reminders, Pioneer masters, Qualifier weekend, smp, store decks, useful links, winter activity

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7789
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Potions Brewed:	168	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the cold edition is in full swing! Join us as we embark on outrageous adventures and build snow forts that rival the Great Wall of China.

In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.

Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.

Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.

So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.

SickHubbyShowKidsLOL

children’s entertainment, Communication Issues, compromise, conflicting opinions, conflicting priorities, family activities, family dynamics, family outings, family plans, Family Values, guilt trip, holiday show, illness at home, kids show, parenting decisions, showing support, sick husband, sick spouse, SickHubbyShowKidsLOL, taking care, understanding sickness

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6153
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Are you tired of dealing with sick husbands who can’t handle a little fun while they’re under the weather? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!

Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.

Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!

DecadeDuo in Minecraft SMP

Commitment, Communication, compromise, DecadeDuo, Dedication, lasting love, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, perseverance, relationship advice, relationship goals, resilience, smp, successful couples, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7600
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	414	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Buildings Constructed:	42
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Villages Defended:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans, bro. Like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thought it would bring him good luck in PvP battles. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, but somehow he’s still the best builder on the server.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.

But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!

AquaCraft: Sink or Swim!

AquaCraft, aquatic civilization, aquatic living, deep sea living, marine civilization, marine life, Ocean exploration, oceanic civilization, oceanic living, SINK, swim, underwater adventure, Underwater City, underwater civilization, underwater dreams, underwater environment, underwater fantasy, underwater habitat, underwater living, underwater living concept, underwater society, underwater technology, underwater world

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1275
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Are you tired of living on dry land like a basic blockhead? Do you dream of swimming with the squids and building your underwater palace? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your aquatic dreams!

Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.

So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!

Emptiness Minecraft server

Active, administration, Communication, Community, Court, Development, Discord, donation, Events, fair, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, murder, Players, Server, theft, trade relationships, version 1.21.3, violations

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1371
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Emeralds Found:	4347
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

We invite you to our wonderful Minecraft server for version 1.21.3! Good players and fair administration await you. You can establish trade relationships with other players, hold various events, and much more. Most violations on the server, such as theft or murder, are punished by other players in court. Only strong/frequent violations will be punished by the administration, but the admins will not stand by and do nothing, they will also be active and you can always contact them, etc. To communicate with other players outside the game or to study in more detail everything related to the server, you can join us on Discord! Also, the server does not stand still and will constantly develop and become better, more interesting things will be added, and you as a player can participate in this, I’m just offering my idea on Discord. Later there will be (for now) a small donation

helios.minerent.net:25619

The Nitrogen Network

Achievements, community feedback, console compatible, Custom Mobs, Discord, Events, Items, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, PARITY, prestige system, PvP, Ranking, Server, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote Rewards, weapons

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5544
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Star Shards Collected:	149	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Potions Brewed:	191

Nitrogen Network Overview

Title	🌍 Welcome To The Nitrogen Network 🌍
Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console Compatibility	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend to join!

Why Choose Nitrogen?

Survival SMP: Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes, and more.
Skyblock: Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, and Co-Op Options.
Upgrade Wars: Casual PVP Game with in-game unlocks.
Vote Rewards: Claim free rewards by voting for the server.
Community Feedback: We value community input to improve our games.
Constant Updates: Developed and managed mods for the best player experience.
Seasonal Events: Fun events around holidays and season changes.

Connect With Us

Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend!
Discord	discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz

⚡ Join today and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network?

A: Simply connect to our server IP or add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend for console players.

Q: What features does the Survival SMP offer?

A: Custom mobs, weapons, items, ranking system, achievements, QOL changes, and more.

Q: Are there in-game rewards for voting?

A: Yes, players who vote for the server can claim free rewards in-game.

Q: How often are updates released on the server?

A: We provide constant updates to improve player experience and add new content regularly.

Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	447
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Votes:	6072
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

#youtube, 1080p, 720p, best quality, comparison, confusion, Decision making, Digital Media, format, full, HD, High Definition, Minecraft, mp4, online video, player, Quality, resolution, smp, streaming, Technology, video quality, webm, WTF

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6344
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9496
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Villages Defended:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6231
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	9333	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!