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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 4589 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 823 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 31 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 29 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant spiders, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon (yes, a real fire-breathing dragon).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to ridiculous mini-games like “Spleef on Ice” and “Parkour with Pigs”.
So what are you waiting for? Get get get in here and join the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!