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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 1840 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Falling into the Void: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 46 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 45 |
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant spiders, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon (yes, a real fire-breathing dragon).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to ridiculous mini-games like “Spleef on Ice” and “Parkour with Pigs”.
So what are you waiting for? Get get get in here and join the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!