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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 3786 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 28 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Dimension Hops: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 1283 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant spiders, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon (yes, a real fire-breathing dragon).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to ridiculous mini-games like “Spleef on Ice” and “Parkour with Pigs”.
So what are you waiting for? Get get get in here and join the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!