Get ready to lose your sleep in the Land of No Social Life [smp]

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Realm of Etheria Minecraft Server

Description	We are an active realm where you can join a faction, or live on your own in your own plot of land. We currently have around 17 members. We have wars, politics, territorial conflicts, treasure hunts, PvP tournaments in the arena, and more!
Discord Link	https://discord.gg/vV4ch3mEjx

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the realm of Etheria?	You can join by clicking on the Discord link provided above and following the instructions there.
What activities are available in the realm?	We have wars, politics, territorial conflicts, treasure hunts, PvP tournaments in the arena, and more!
How many members are currently in the realm?	We currently have around 17 members.
Can I live on my own plot of land in the realm?	Yes, you have the option to live on your own in your own plot of land or join a faction.
Is PvP allowed in the realm?	Yes, we have PvP tournaments in the arena for those who enjoy competitive gameplay.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Ligma Craft

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LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Animals Bred:	161	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Potions Brewed:	107	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Crops Grown:	4321	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

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Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Homage (23M)
Realm Type	Bedrock Realm with RealismCraft pack
Add-ons	15 add-ons including QOL, portals, backpacks, shaders, and animals
Contact	Discord: homage2heezy
Age Restriction	18+ only

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Contact the owner on Discord for instructions on joining the Bedrock Realm.
What addons are included?	Contact the owner on Discord for the complete list of included addons.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP rules may vary, consult with the owner for specific details.
Can I invite friends to the server?	Check with the owner for any restrictions on inviting other players.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Endless Night Skies:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and pure madness!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world where anything can happen. Can you handle the potato power?

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Can you outsmart the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?

3. Our server has a special event called “Sim Room Overclock,” where players are transformed into virtual reality avatars and must battle it out in a pixelated arena. It’s like The Matrix, but with creepers and zombies!

4. Ever wanted to be a Phantom Thief or a Detective? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and participate in the epic showdown between these two factions. Will you steal the crown jewels or solve the mystery of the missing diamonds?

5. We have a special recruit named Quency: Escape Queen, who can teleport players to different dimensions with just a snap of her fingers. Explore new worlds, meet strange creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	399
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you smell is the stench of sweat and desperation? Well, look no further because our server is like a breath of fresh air…literally! Our server is infused with the scent of freshly baked cookies and lavender fields, making it the most fragrant place to play Minecraft. Join us and find out for yourself how she smells…spoiler alert: like a bed of roses dipped in unicorn tears.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and clucks, you’ll be rolling in riches in no time. So why wait? Join us and embark on the quest of a lifetime to uncover the mysteries of the chicken kingdom.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers recite Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the smell is divine, the chickens are chatty, and the moonlit madness awaits. See you in the game!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

TripTreats4Kids

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Are you tired of dealing with baby mama drama and step-family shenanigans? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos, where you can build your dream world without any pesky stepkids demanding equal treatment. No more worrying about who gets to go on the class trip or buying gifts for kids that aren’t even yours – on our server, it’s all about you and your creations.

So come on over and leave the blended family drama behind. Build to your heart’s content and let your imagination run wild. Who needs step-siblings when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and say goodbye to the real-life AITA moments, because in our Minecraft server, the only question is: are you ready to have some fun?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos

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So, picture this: you’re just mining away in the depths of the Minecraft world, minding your own business, when suddenly you hear the most outlandish conversation between two players. One of them is trying to convince the other that they should join our insane Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who can speak in Shakespearean English. And get this, they claim that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through a series of elaborate underwater dance routines. I mean, if that doesn’t convince you to join, I don’t know what will! So come on, dive into the craziness and join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Alien Abductions:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

WordCraft – Build, Mine, Create!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles! Only the bravest and most daring players can unlock the chest and claim the riches within.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that grants wishes to those who can solve its riddles. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done. Need a giant rainbow slide that leads to a land made entirely of candy? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way? It’s time to unleash your inner goofball and let the laughter begin!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5264	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	130	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MapleCraft Server: Samidoun Terrorists

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So, like, this server is totally lit, bro. We got crazier builds than a llama on a trampoline, and more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party. Plus, we got this insane story about how the admins once battled a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but enchanted carrots. It was epic, dude.

And get this, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH A TOP HAT. If that doesn’t make you wanna join, I don’t know what will.

Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s like a thrill ride from hell, but in a good way. So come on, join the server and let’s have a blast together. Just watch out for the exploding sheep, they’re a real blast.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Netanyahu vs Macron: UNcreated Land

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so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. one time, a player found a diamond horse armor in a chest and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. it was epic, bro.

also, we have this secret underground base where players can team up and plan world domination. it’s like a mix between james bond and the avengers, but in minecraft form. trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that action.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that players can ride and use to fly around the map? yeah, it’s pretty wild. one time, someone used their dragon to prank another player by dropping a bunch of chickens on their house. it was cluckin’ hilarious.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s off the chain and full of crazy adventures, then you gotta join us. plus, where else can you find a server where the owner once challenged a creeper to a dance-off and actually won? yeah, that actually happened. come join the fun!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Stone Cellar Neolithic Denmark

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 5,000-year-old stone-paved cellar under a neolithic crib in denmark! like, who even knew that was a thing, amirite? come build ur own ancient cellar and pretend ur a time traveler or sumthin. plus, we got secret passages and hidden treasures down there, like legit pirate booty. u never know what u gonna find in this wacky server, so come join the fun and dig up some history, yo!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	New Chunks Explored:	683130
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	270

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

GearedToSurvive

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Hiring volunteer staff, apply on the discord!

A thrilling Java PvP survival world where every moment counts! Built on Fabric, our server offers a balanced blend of vanilla Minecraft with just the right mods to enhance your experience. Enjoy the purity of survival with added convenience through simple land claims and teleports. Trade freely with player shops, where you can buy, sell, and barter to your heart’s content. Whether you’re gearing up for epic battles or crafting your dream base, GearedToSurvive provides the perfect platform for both seasoned veterans and new adventurers. Join our growing community and embark on an unforgettable journey in a world where every decision shapes your destiny.

Checkout BlueMap 3d view of the server here: http://comments-budget.gl.at.ply.gg:3520/

you (The Client) need not install any of mods if you do not want to but here are the available mods that pair with our server: https://modrinth.com/mod/journeymap

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PeepHub

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Build Your Empire on PeepHub!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Items Found:	7543
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Vanilla survival with extra cozy vibes at CozyCraft SMP server

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Server Name	CozyCraft SMP Season 2
Version

Overview

CozyCraft SMP Season 2 is a Minecraft server that welcomes builders and roleplayers. With a focus on community, player-driven government and economy, and a constantly evolving world, CozyCraft offers a unique and engaging gameplay experience for players on Java and Bedrock editions.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is CozyCraft SMP?	CozyCraft SMP is a Minecraft server with a focus on community, player-driven government, and a constantly evolving world. It offers a unique and engaging gameplay experience for players on Java and Bedrock editions.
How do I join CozyCraft SMP Season 2?	To join CozyCraft SMP Season 2, you can connect to the server using the IP address listed on their website. Additionally, joining their Discord server is recommended to stay connected with the community.
What makes CozyCraft SMP unique?	CozyCraft SMP stands out for its 400+ member community, player-driven government and economy, no mods (only plugins), and constantly evolving world with new biomes and dynamic terrain updates every season.
Is CozyCraft SMP only for builders?	No, CozyCraft SMP caters to a diverse range of players, including chill builders, political masterminds, and those who enjoy friendly competition and community events. There is something for everyone on the server.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Fly in My Room Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting blown up by creepers every time you try to build a cute little house in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where creepers are banned for life because they kept stealing our diamonds and blowing up our stuff.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village of talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical forest filled with dancing chickens and singing pigs. Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive golden sheep hidden deep within the forest, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Enchantments Applied:	262	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

> Morning Hike in the Karoo Minecraft SMP

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🤣 Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild adventure that’s crazier than seeing tribeswomen with their nips out in the Karoo! We promise you’ll have more fun than a morning hike in South Africa. Explore our server and who knows what insane things you’ll come across next! Just remember, anything can happen in this wacky world of Minecraft madness. Join now and let the chaos begin! 🤪 #MinecraftMadness #NipsOutForMinecraft

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	80
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.