🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 8167 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Villages Defended: | 20 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Crops Grown: | 2796 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
anyways, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and chickens that shoot lasers out their eyes. u think that’s crazy? well, wait till u see our underwater rollercoaster that takes u through a portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret treasure chest hidden in the clouds that’s guarded by a giant talking banana? yeah, u heard me right. a talking banana. so come on over and join the madness, cuz this server is lit AF!