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SickDayCraft Minecraft Server

arguments, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Fairness, Girlfriend, household dynamics, Illness, Minecraft, movies, Priorities, relationship, Respect, responsibilities, self-care, Server, sick day, SickDayCraft, television, work, work ethic

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7800
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of sharing a TV with a PS5 addict? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos that will make you forget all about your boyfriend drama.

Our server is like a playground for adults, but without the pee and poop accidents (hopefully). We have virtual mascots that dance with you and plenty of food to keep you energized for those long gaming sessions. And the best part? You don’t have to deal with any sore throat excuses here!

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a TV when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Plus, we guarantee no one will call you an asshole for wanting to watch movies on your day off. It’s a win-win situation!

BroBroNoGo School Skipperz

7th Grade, alarm clock, BroBroNoGo, bus, family dynamics, INDEPENDENCE, morning commute, morning routine, parental expectations, RESPONSIBILITY, School, school attendance, school commute, school responsibility, school schedule, school transportation, sibling, sibling relationship, sibling support, Skipperz, teenage responsibility

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9639
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Magic Items Found:	2688	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans! Our server is so awesome, even a 7th grader can’t resist the fun (seriously, we have a 7th grader who commutes to school for an hour and still manages to play on our server).

Parents love our server because it’s so entertaining that they don’t have to worry about their kids being bored. Plus, our server is so amazing that it’s practically a responsibility for everyone to join in on the fun. Who needs sleep when you can stay up all night building epic structures and battling mobs?

So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy situation where you have to send your little brother to school because he’s too busy playing on our server. Just kidding…or are we? 😉

PerceptionShift – Minecraft SMP

altered perspective, changed outlook, eye-opening moment., impactful experience, life altering event, life lessons, life-changing event, Minecraft, new perspective, paradigm shift., perception shift, PerceptionShift, personal growth, personal transformation, perspective change, profound impact, Self Discovery, self reflection, shift in mindset, significant event, smp, transformative event, transformative experience

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	596
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Love Letters Sent:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I just joined. It’s like a whole new world, man. The other day, I was just mining some diamonds, minding my own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs descended from the sky and started attacking me. I was like, “What the heck is going on?!” Turns out, the server admin had added a new mod that turned all the pigs into flying, fire-breathing monsters. It was insane, but also kinda awesome.

And that’s not even the craziest part. The other day, we had a massive PvP battle in the Nether, and I swear, I saw a player riding a giant chicken into battle. It was like something out of a fever dream, but it was real, man. Real.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that will change your perception of life, come join us. Who knows what kind of wild shenanigans we’ll get up to next. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. Can’t beat that, am I right?

CraftyCrafterz: Ultimate Creation

achievement, advancement, Breakthrough, Civilization, Communication, CraftyCrafterz, Creation, creativity, Development, discovery, Evolution, History, Human, Impact, innovation, invention, Medicine, progress, Science, Technology, tool, Transportation, Ultimate

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	445
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Is it the wheel? Nah. Is it fire? Pfft, please. It’s obviously our Minecraft server! Why waste time with boring old inventions when you can join our server and build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon? Or maybe you’d prefer to tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil llamas? The possibilities are endless, just like the amount of fun you’ll have on our server. So come on, join us and show the world that the true greatest invention is Minecraft!

LithuanianCraft Server: $10.5B Defense Package

10.5B, arms deal, Baltic states, Defense, defense industry, eastern europe, economic assistance, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Lithuania, LithuanianCraft, military aid, military equipment, military spending, military support, national security, nato, package, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, Ukraine, Urgent Package

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5155
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Astral Projections Made:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Farms Harvested:	570	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	188
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we allocate $10.5B for urkraine’s defense industry in urgent package!!! why? because we need to protect our precious diamond blocks from the evil creepers and zombies that want to steal them!!!

join us and be part of the epic battle to save our virtual world from destruction!!! build epic castles, mine for rare ores, and team up with other players to defeat the ultimate boss – the ender dragon!!!

plus, we have the most lit parties in all of minecraft land!!! dance the night away in our virtual clubs, ride pigs around the map, and participate in epic parkour challenges that will test your skills to the max!!!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest adventure of your life!!! trust us, you won’t regret it!!!

CraftyPutin2020

ABANDON, Accountability, Conflict, controversy, CraftyPutin2020, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, investigation, Justice, Legal, Political, prosecution, putin, russia, sanctions, trump, united states, War Crimes

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1092
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, LIKE TRUMP TRYNA ABANDON RUSSIA BUT U CAN’T ABANDON THE MADNESS HERE. WE GOT CREEPERS DOIN’ WAR CRIMES, ZOMBIES DROPPIN’ BEATS, AND SKELETONS SHOOTIN’ ARROWS LIKE THEY’RE IN THE OLYMPICS. JOIN US IF U WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM OF A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT MAKES TRUMP’S DECISIONS LOOK SANE. #CREEPERCRIMES #ZOMBIEDROPS #SKELETONOLYMPICS

ChaosCraft 2025: Devs Gone Wild

2025, Artificial Intelligence, chaos engineering, ChaosCraft, computer science, developers, devs, Digital World, Experiment, Future, futuristic, glitch, innovation, Life, nuts, patch notes, programming, proof of concept, Reality, simulation, Technology, virtual reality, Wild

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1555
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

lol come join our minecraft server where the devs are straight up trolling us with their chaos engineering experiments. like, they must have been eating too many enchanted golden apples or something cuz things are getting WILD.

one time, a creeper spawned in the middle of a dance party and started breakdancing with a skeleton. it was like a weird minecraft version of step up.

another time, someone tried to build a house out of cake and it turned into a giant gingerbread man that terrorized the server.

if you wanna experience the most bonkers minecraft shenanigans ever, you gotta join our server. who needs normal when you can have chaos? come join us and be a part of the madness.

Mommy’s Acetaminophen Adventure

Acetaminophen, adhd, Adventure, association, children, Daughters, DEVELOPING, exposure, higher, likelihood, maternal health, Medical research, Mommys, MOTHERS, neurodevelopmental disorder, pain-relief drug, Paracetamol, pharmaceuticals, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prescription medication, Risk

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7481
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Farms Harvested:	504
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray-cray Minecraft server, where the blocks be poppin’ and the mobs be droppin’! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a little somethin’ somethin’…

So, get this, on our server, if you use the pain-relief drug acetaminophen (paracetamol) during pregnancy, your chances of developing ADHD triples! And get this, it’s even crazier for the daughters of acetaminophen-exposed mothers – they have a 6.16 times higher likelihood of ADHD! Can you imagine the chaos that would bring to our server? It’s gonna be lit, fam!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs focus and attention when you can have a wild time like this, am I right? Let’s get this party started! WOOOO!

HavenSMP

Application Process, collaboration, Community, configuration changes, Dedicated, ENGAGEMENT, Friendly, hardware maintenance., HavenSMP, Mature, Mechanics, Optimization, pay to win, Performance, quality-driven, respectful, smp, strong community, Transparent, Vanilla, well-moderated

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9398
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Void Armor Forged:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17

Haven SMP Minecraft Server

Server Name	Haven SMP
Server Location	Europe, Netherlands
Version	1.21.4
Game Play Type/s	[Survival]
Discord	https://discord.gg/Fu8w2MKqHE
Launch date	21/02/2025 @ 1900 UTC+1

Description: Haven SMP is a community-focused Minecraft server built around providing a near-vanilla experience with solid performance. Our goal is to maintain the core mechanics of the game while fostering a friendly and engaging environment for dedicated players. We take the quality of our community seriously. Our application process is thorough, ensuring that the players we onboard contribute to a positive and enjoyable experience for everyone. The 18+ requirement is non-negotiable—we aim for a mature, respectful player base that values collaboration and long-term engagement. We use Fabric with optimization mods to keep performance smooth without altering gameplay. You can follow tutorials and build confidently, knowing that mechanics will work as expected. There are no pay-to-win features—everyone plays on equal terms. Any support for the server is optional and rewarded with cosmetic perks only. We also provide regular updates on server costs, hardware maintenance, and any configuration changes to keep things transparent. If you’re looking for a well-moderated, quality-driven Minecraft server with a strong community, Haven SMP might be the place for you.

Rules: See Discord!

Server Hardware

CPU	Ryzen 3 3500X / 6 Cores 6 Threads / 3.6GHz+
RAM	24 GB DDR4
Storage	512GB NVMe SSD

Virtual Vibe Land 1.21

#videogames, Cash, fanbase, gig job, hate, hololive, Land, meme, MODEL, Personality, read aloud, reason, Sana, simps, Skimming, spot, Stream, Strengths, stupid, tits, VIBE, virtual, Vtuber

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5276
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Bro, forget about all that drama and join our Minecraft server! We don’t have any Vtubers here, just a bunch of cool players building epic stuff together.

Reasons to join? Well, first of all, we have the best pixelated landscapes you’ll ever see. It’s like walking into a virtual dream world, but with creepers.

Secondly, our community is lit AF. We’re all about having a good time, cracking jokes, and just enjoying the game. No drama, just pure fun.

And lastly, we have the dankest memes this side of the Nether. Seriously, if you’re into meme culture, you’ll feel right at home here.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s build some epic sh*t together. See you there, bro!

GrannysSecretRecipe Minecraft Server

aita, brother’s birthday, Drama, family heirloom, family recipe, family tradition, generational recipe, generations, GrannysSecretRecipe, Guilt, immediate family, Minecraft, privacy, refusal, secret recipe, selfish, sentimental, Server, sharing, sister-in-law, special cake recipe, Stubborn

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1701
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1316	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Void Gems Collected:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Are you tired of family drama over secret cake recipes? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that behind! Our community is all about sharing the love of cake without the guilt trip. No more arguments with sister-in-laws or guilt trips from brothers – just pure, unadulterated cake fun!

On our server, you can bake and share as many cakes as your heart desires, without anyone telling you it’s selfish to keep a family recipe to yourself. Plus, we have a special feature where you can create your own secret recipes and keep them safe from prying eyes.

So come join us and let’s bake some virtual cakes together, because life’s too short to argue over dessert recipes!

WeddingCraftBabyBoom

Boundaries, bride, celebration, Communication, controversy, decision, Drama, family, groom, important, love, Marriage, moment, pregnancy announcement, Respect, selfish, sister, Support, Wedding, WeddingCraftBabyBoom

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9081
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never steal your thunder like the bride’s sister did in this crazy story! Join us for a wedding-free zone filled with love, family, and absolutely no surprise pregnancy announcements during speeches.

We understand the importance of keeping the focus on the couple (or yourself, if you’re single and ready to mingle with some virtual blocks). Our server is a drama-free zone, unlike that sister who just couldn’t resist making a scene at the wedding.

So come join us for a fun and lighthearted Minecraft experience, where you can build your own world without any unwanted family news interruptions. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SceneStealerMC SMP

all time, beloved movies, best scenes, Cinema, cinematic magic, classic movies, favorite films, Favorite movie scene, film, film fanatics, greatest scenes, iconic scenes, memorable moments, movie buffs, must-see scenes, SceneStealerMC, smp, top choices, top movie moments, Top Picks, unforgettable scenes

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2320
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest movie scene reenactments ever! Like, one time we built a giant Titanic ship and reenacted the scene where Jack and Rose are like “I’m flying, Jack!” But instead of flying, they were riding on pigs and chickens, it was so hilarious! And another time, we recreated the Avengers battle scene, but with villagers and creepers fighting each other, it was chaos but so much fun!

So if you want to be part of the most insane movie scene reenactments in Minecraft history, join our SMP now! Trust me, you won’t regret it, it’s a total blast!

PixelPseudoscience

astrology, data manipulation, Deception, fake science, false claims, fraud, Manipulation, Misinformation, PixelPseudoscience, pseudo statistics, pseudoscience, scam, statistical astrology, statistical bias, statistical deception, statistical fallacies, statistical fraud, statistical manipulation, statistical misinformation, statistics, unreliable predictions

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3114
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	450	Emeralds Found:	8841
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Are you tired of being scammed by fake statistics and astrology readings? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that nonsense behind. Our server is scientifically proven to increase your luck by 1000% and boost your intelligence by 200%. Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident llama, Professor Fluffykins, who holds a PhD in Minecraftology. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to create the ultimate gamers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and unlock your true potential!

Putin’s Crafty Minecraft Server

acknowledge, Attack, Conflict, controversy, Crafty, DEFEND, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Minecraft, Politics, president, putin, Putins, relations, russia, SECURITY, Server, summit, trump, Ukraine, united states, world news

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8282
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Crops Grown:	2609	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where trump acknowledges russia ‘attacked’ ukraine but defends putin like a boss! build your own wall to keep out those pesky creepers and zombies, just like trump wants to keep out immigrants! team up with putin to conquer the minecraft world and show everyone who’s boss! don’t miss out on the most insane and politically incorrect minecraft server out there! join now and make minecraft great again!

Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4609
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2845	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Runes Activated:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3