so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like the turkey shutting down a radio station level of drama, but in minecraft form. like, imagine if the turkeys in minecraft got all triggered over some reference to an ‘armenian genocide’ and just shut it all down. that’s the kind of wild energy you can expect on this server. join now for some next level chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t wanna miss out on, trust me.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 97/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
Players Killed by Monsters: 4447 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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