so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like the turkey shutting down a radio station level of drama, but in minecraft form. like, imagine if the turkeys in minecraft got all triggered over some reference to an ‘armenian genocide’ and just shut it all down. that’s the kind of wild energy you can expect on this server. join now for some next level chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t wanna miss out on, trust me.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 91/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Farms Harvested: 117
Underground Cities Explored: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 46

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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