so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like the turkey shutting down a radio station level of drama, but in minecraft form. like, imagine if the turkeys in minecraft got all triggered over some reference to an ‘armenian genocide’ and just shut it all down. that’s the kind of wild energy you can expect on this server. join now for some next level chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t wanna miss out on, trust me.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 96/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 1
Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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