Geisha in Kimono with Diarrhea

awkward situation, bodily function, cultural mishap, delicate situation, diarrhea, EMBARRASSING, emergency, Etiquette, fashion disaster, geisha, hygiene, Japanese culture, Kimono, Layers, public restroom, stress, traditional clothing, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, wardrobe malfunction

join our epic minecraft server and escape the stress of a geisha with diarrhea in her kimono! our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. come build your dream castle and watch out for the flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7260	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Crops Grown:	5891

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ores Mined:	2172
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ores Mined:	9490	Buildings Constructed:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Meteorites Collected:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mines Excavated:	4434

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Alien Abductions:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	179	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Dimension Hops:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Crops Grown:	8398	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	32

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Bananarine

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

The best server you’ve ever seen (probably not) with many unique minigames (some are still WIP) and attractions, including our main attraction: Wild Adventures!oh and also brought back from the grave and restructured.Follow us on Twitter for server updates @TheBananarine

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!