Geisha in Kimono with Diarrhea

awkward situation, bodily function, cultural mishap, delicate situation, diarrhea, EMBARRASSING, emergency, Etiquette, fashion disaster, geisha, hygiene, Japanese culture, Kimono, Layers, public restroom, stress, traditional clothing, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, wardrobe malfunction

join our epic minecraft server and escape the stress of a geisha with diarrhea in her kimono! our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. come build your dream castle and watch out for the flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

OldFacs Anarchy Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Vanilla

Welcome to OldFacs, a unique and exciting Minecraft server that combines the nostalgia of classic Factions gameplay with the freedom and anarchy of modern servers. Join us in our big and expansive world, where you can build and hide your bases to your heart’s content.On OldFacs, there are no rules or restrictions. You have complete creative freedom to do as you please. And unlike other faction servers, our world is big enough for you to truly make it your own. Plus, with no resets, you can build and grow your faction without the fear of losing it all.We’ve also added additional plugins like mcMMO, Auctions, Essentials, and more to enhance your gameplay experience. So whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a new player, there’s always something new to discover on OldFacs.But be warned, OldFacs is not for the faint of heart. With its anarchic nature comes a certain level of toxicity, so don’t expect overwhelming friendliness and hugs. What you can expect, however, is total freedom to play the way you want to play. So join us on OldFacs, and experience Minecraft like never before.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Dragons Tamed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Minevictus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Our server is running the latest 1.19 update with the new blocks and everything else. Were not using any form if protocol hack and were fully semi-vanilla. Minevictus is trying to bring back the old way Minecraft is supposed to be played. However, in a more modernised version.Within our server you will not find any add-ons which change gameplay. In this case we offer a stable community, polished Minecraft semi-vanilla gameplay and building tools to unleash your creativity such as the ability to draw on maps to create art and other gimmicks.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Corbacraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

House of Slap

Anarchy, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Very close to the default experience, not a massive amount of plugin bloat! Semi anarchy, no hacking or cheating, but you can raid, steal, lie, betray, and PVP to your heart’s content. Survival on hard difficulty. Economy where you can compete to be the richest or just make enough money to fund your projects! Good luck and have fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Emeralds Found:	3680
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Temple Cheats

Anarchy, KitPvP, PvP

Temple Cheats is a 1.12.2 – 1.20.2 Crystal PvP server made by templecheats.xyz. featuring box and duels.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Enchantments Applied:	204
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

FoxandtheHound

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Falling into the Void:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Aptrumi SMP

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

Are you a Minecraft and Pokémon fan seeking your next multiplayer adventure? Aptrumi SMP is a tight knit cobblemon community for both builders and trainers alike! At Aptrumi SMP, we are more than just a server. We are an experience! Our mod management means minimal necessity for modpack updates on players’ end. Our focus on community and competition brings out an environment where players can explore, build, and catch in ways they’ve never imagined! Whether you’re an expert builder aiming to create awe-inspiring structures or a master trainer looking to dominate in gyms and tournaments, Aptrumi SMP is for you. Our community values creativity, strategic prowess, and above all, passion for Minecraft and Pokémon. When you’re ready to begin your adventure, joining us is easy! Join our Discord and follow the instructions for whitelist application. Remember our whitelist closes at 100 active players!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Villages Defended:	20
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

ARC Prison

KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

ARC Prison is a Prison Server where we aim to Not have a Pay To Win aspect. Our goal is to make it fair for all Players!| IP – arcprison.net | Store – shop.arcprison.net |[ Server Features ]

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	33	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Secret Passages Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

LacoCraft

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

New Server! from 1.8 onwards!Modalities:SkyWars: On Practice: Off BedWars: off More options soon!!Come in now with your friends!!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

DarkCraft

Survival

DarkCraft A slimefun survival server [ 1.16 » 1.20 ]

– IP: darksoul.fun – Bedrock: pe.darksoul.fun PORTA: 25605 Server Features: Slimefun Survival [ Varios Addons. ]

RTP system (/rtp) Death Chest System Chest system with commands (/ec) Terrain protection system (Claim) More than 450 enchantments Player Store Skills Clãs (There are many more systems)

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Meteorites Collected:	4
Love Letters Sent:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Divine Spears Created:	28

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Order Server

Survival, Vanilla

OTC server, following Jens Bergensten’s guideline as much as possible, to keep it as vanilla as possible.– PokeEggs – Hourly keys – Hourly draws – Spawner mining – KeepInvetory TokenIn Beta phase, waiting for you and your ideas

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	82	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Holy Grails Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CypherCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

We’re delighted to have you join our Minecraft community. We give our best to give you the most over-powered Gaming Experience!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Crops Grown:	5123
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

KingdomCrisis

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Introducing KingdomCrisis – Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure! Are you ready to embark on an epic journey in the world of Minecraft like never before? Look no further than KingdomCrisis! Our server offers a thrilling and immersive experience that will keep you hooked for hours on end. Here’s why you should join us: Citizens2 – Forge Friendships and Rivalries Quests – Uncover Mysteries and Achieve Greatness MCMMO – Level Up Your Skills Towny – Build and Govern Your Own Kingdom Towny Wars – Epic Battles Await KingdomCrisis is not just a Minecraft server; it’s a world of endless possibilities, adventures, and friendships waiting to be forged. Join us today and become a part of our vibrant and welcoming community. Your journey in Minecraft will never be the same! So, are you ready to embark on your adventure in KingdomCrisis?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Proximity Empire

Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Step into the world of Proximity Empire, the coolest Bangladeshi lifesteal server packed with awesome stuff! Get ready for custom biomes, special mods, and fun tasks every day and week. No matter if you’re into PC or pocket edition, everyone’s invited to play.Make new teams or join existing ones – it’s all about having fun together!| Chat with your teammates, take on challenges, and enjoy the excitement.Proximity Empire promises a super fun time with lots of action and cool moments. Hurry up and join us for an adventure you won’t forget! Peace Out! SERVER IP: JAVA : play.proximityempire.fun BEDROCK : play.proximityempire.fun PORT : 19132 WEBSITE : https://proximityempire.xyz/ DISCORD : https://discord.gg/F4MYphQXrY

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CoffeeRushMC

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

CoffeeRushMC is a new and upcoming Minecraft SMP server. We have a ton of custom features to enhance your gameplay like unique mobs, custom items, and special events. Join our community today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8372
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!