Geisha in Kimono with Diarrhea

awkward situation, bodily function, cultural mishap, delicate situation, diarrhea, EMBARRASSING, emergency, Etiquette, fashion disaster, geisha, hygiene, Japanese culture, Kimono, Layers, public restroom, stress, traditional clothing, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, wardrobe malfunction

join our epic minecraft server and escape the stress of a geisha with diarrhea in her kimono! our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. come build your dream castle and watch out for the flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Gods Slained:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	6236

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9993	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Alien Abductions:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5720	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Emeralds Found:	4324

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

AlmightyMC

Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Buildings Constructed:	36	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

AitoFactions

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Mapucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a towny-focused server, with frequent events. as well as a great community, willing to meet more people

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Meteorites Collected:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MC Legion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

Welcome to the first Minecraft Multiplayer Online Battle Arena (MOBA). Come play as one of 17 legends to defeat the enemies and climb the ranks. Collect all of the characters complete quests and show off your cool cosmetics!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2228	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

easysurvive.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Welcome to easysurvive.net! Are you tired of big servers that don’t let you have any fun? Do you like engaging with a fun and friendly community? Well check us out With Survival at the core of our gameplay You’ll love the easy experience! We offer a SMP playstyle mixed with Mcmmo to bring skills to Minecraft and Towny to claim land and build a great city. We offer the freedom to do as you wish! CROSSPLATFORM JAVA + BEDROCK PORT 25565*Difficulty Hard *Leveled Mobs to increase difficulty of mobs fairly *Mcmmo Gain skills and abilities to aid you in your survival experience *Marriage Gain perks and boosts for being near your significant other *Much More!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3465	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	17

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Infuse SMP Public

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Zombie Dances:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

L1feStee1

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Towns Built:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Thundermine.Net

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Animals Bred:	79	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

KeyCraft RP

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Lifestealed

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

VanillaCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Villages Defended:	10
Buildings Constructed:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Aesir Mc

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

TheCrib

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!