Geisha in Kimono with Diarrhea

awkward situation, bodily function, cultural mishap, delicate situation, diarrhea, EMBARRASSING, emergency, Etiquette, fashion disaster, geisha, hygiene, Japanese culture, Kimono, Layers, public restroom, stress, traditional clothing, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, wardrobe malfunction

join our epic minecraft server and escape the stress of a geisha with diarrhea in her kimono! our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. come build your dream castle and watch out for the flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

TOMB

Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Enter the land of Kaihoshi to find your own Adventure! The TOMB Minecraft Server delivers a vanilla experience with focus on adventure, lore, and community. Explore tons of curated single-player experiences that will test your combat, parkour, and Minecraft knowledge like never before! Unlock custom items such as the Hellfire Wand and Medallion of the Seas that will change the way you play Minecraft! Discover the rich history of Kaihoshi both in the wild and in custom cities filled with interactive NPCs and interesting quests! Take a break from adventuring, and build your own town using the Towny plugin! If you’re interested in a small, community-focused fantasy server, consider checking out TOMB!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Simplemon

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server. With Quality League-Tournament-Clan Systems, You Can Join Clans and Participate in Enjoyable Battles in a Black Clover Clans Style System. You can have a good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability. You can replace your stones with another stone such as daily mega, z stones such as Megatakas Ztakas.1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server With our high quality league-tournament-clan systems, you can join in clans like black clover clan recruitment fights and have enjoyful fights. You can have good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability event. You can change your megastones , Z items with the daily /megatakas , /ztakas commands. I know the server is turkish but I could help any english players by myself.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	1810	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Divine Spears Created:	29
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Buildings Constructed:	22	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6620

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Dragon Eggs Found:	5933

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	New Chunks Explored:	567005
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	337	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Animals Bred:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Star Shards Collected:	220	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Star Shards Collected:	210	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Towns Built:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Runes Activated:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.