Geisha in Kimono with Diarrhea

awkward situation, bodily function, cultural mishap, delicate situation, diarrhea, EMBARRASSING, emergency, Etiquette, fashion disaster, geisha, hygiene, Japanese culture, Kimono, Layers, public restroom, stress, traditional clothing, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, wardrobe malfunction

join our epic minecraft server and escape the stress of a geisha with diarrhea in her kimono! our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. come build your dream castle and watch out for the flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftLoad

Creative, Economy, Factions, Survival

#==========>>> CraftLoad <<<==========# ——–> <--------- -Factions -Economy -Regions -Spigot -Home

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Midgard in Siberia

Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla! In Krasnoyarsk! Server from the city of Krasnoyarsk, an interesting game in the center of Siberia! A minimal set of plugins, essentially pure vanilla.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	914	Potions Brewed:	168
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Blockwars

Minigames, Skyblock, Survival

Server IP: BlockWars.ml

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

APEX Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

APEX Minecraft is the top choice for your Minecraft Survival servers! With action-packed features, on a difficult-level survival server, one can’t get bored!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Medium Whitelist SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Join the community of 15+ players where someone is always online.

We are looking for more players who are respectful, friendly and are committed enough to play regularly for the foreseeable future!

The sever is very smooth running with a great, mature playerbase already, plus quality of life features and plugins (no enderman griefing, one player sleep, better beacons, dynmap) and completely free to join and get whitelisted! (Currently with a small worldborder until 1.13 comes out)

Message me on discord to join or for more info!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Magmacraft season xi

Bungeecord, Custom Plugins, Events, Jobs, MCMMO, Parkour, Special Events, Survival

Hello! 🙂

If you’re looking for a quality Minecraft server with a close-knit and friendly community, our server is right for you. Our team has many years of experience and is always ready to provide you with 24/7 support. We offer many unique and customized plugins such as business plugin, points system, MagmaWars and many other interesting features.

You have the opportunity to create your own business in the game and earn money. With our Jobs plugin, when you complete certain tasks, you get points that you can use to buy in-game items.

Our server uses the latest version of Residence, where you can buy and sell residences, add friends and many other interesting things. We also have a Premium clan system that includes a variety of events such as Clan Duels and Clan Wars.

We also have a specially designed web based social network where you can control your clan, track bans, create sales, participate in auctions and much more.

The server is available in Bulgarian, taking care to keep as few plugins as possible in English to ensure the convenience of all our players.

Also, our server has an innovative system to exchange in-game currency for real money in real time. This provides additional value and opportunities for our players, allowing them to combine their passion for the game with revenue generation.

Do not hesitate to visit us and enjoy this unique opportunity to have fun and earn real money through the server.For more information and entertainment, feel free to visit us. We are expecting you!

Enjoy the game! 😊

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

RandlesCraft

MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to RandlesCraft! Come on in and Build, Brag, have a sense of community. Or live like the Demented Hermit, who makes great creations but wants no one to find them… Can you find them?

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	383
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Plasmafusion

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello my name is Scroll32 and i am looking for some new players for my server PlasmaFusion.

If you are interested in joining a very traditional survival server and soon to be expanding into a network with Kingdoms [similar to factions] in which the players are very social and friendly join us now.

the survival has alot on it we have mini games/ events almost ever week. we have shops on the server for the things that are harder to find in game and you well be able to trade with the auction plugin we have.

Pvp is on and is fair game if your in the wild. so watch your backs someone maybe watching you O.o

If you like to build feel free to build all you want. we use rd plugin to keep your stuff safe even when you are off line

If you are wishing to become staff these are the following positions that are open to apply for at PlasmaFusion.net [In order to do this you will need an enjin account and to register to our website. If you can not log in please message me on discord and I will ask you the questions and submit the form for you.]

IP: Play.Plasmafusion.net Website: PlasmaFusion.net Discord Server: https://discord.gg/xe5Ewje

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Caraotacraft network

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

__CARAOTACRAFT NETWORK__

– IP OFICIAL:caraotacraft.top

+ Skyblock+ Survival+ Prison+ PVP y SkyWars+ Constantly new modalities+ Permanent Events and Giveaways.

“Our DISCORD”“Autoroles”“Advanced Ticket System”“Various games”“Staff permanent”“High Security Configuration”

[NO LO DUDES SI BUSCAS UNA BUENA COMUNIDAD DE DISCORD Y UN SERVER DE MINECRAFT EN CONSTANTE CRECIMIENTO Y CON LAS ULTIMAS NOVEDADES, ESTE ES TU SERVER]

Discord:https://discord.caraotacraft.top

Store:http://caraotacraftshop.buycraft.net/

Facebook:https://goo.gl/71vxXK

Youtube:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsSLbku6y_jnqYFYKijRAGw

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Ridgeback Survival

MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Have you ever dreamt about building a beautiful house, becoming the most powerful player on the server? Then you take your weapons and hunt down players, and bring your spoils back to your luxurious mansion? With Ridgeback Suvival, you can. We offer protection for your buildings, while at the same time you can become the strongest player on the server. But be careful, you might come home to some thieves rummaging through your chests. Do you have what it takes to become the strongest player? Or will you fall beneath someone elses blade? Find out on Ridgeback.

PVP not your thing? We also offer Skyblock!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Village craft

Abilities, Clans, Economy, Events, Grief Prevention, Multiplayer Survival, Rankup

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Server from Portugal but the international community is very welcomeOriginal Minecraft and pirates can join Discord so we can all have fun

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Economy keepInventory OnFriendly communityExclusive ranks Exclusive kitsEventsClansPartyRewards for votingRewards for bringing friends to the server

What are you waiting for? Come in and try it 🙂

――――――――――――――――――――𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽――――――――――――――――――――VillageCraft is a Minecraft server from Portugal with a Portuguese community. International community are welcome to play too though. This server allows both premium and non-premium players to connect. Features include economy, exclusive ranks and kits, KeepInventory on, clans and a friendly community. There are also events as well as rewards for voting and bringing new players to the server!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchantments Applied:	150
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Dutchnet

Creative, Skywars, Survival

A nice server with a lot of gamemodes good staff en a nice community join now have fun! evreryone is welcome make friends and have a great time!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Magic Items Found:	5142
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Hyliedz community

Community, Custom, Drugs, Economy, Parkour, Roleplay, RPG, Survival, Towny

Hyliedz Community is a unique international server. We have totally new custom modes not seen on any other server. Hyliedz requires the mandatory texture pack to play.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MCBall CTF Paintball Server

Bedwars, Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

MCBall is Minecraft’s best 1st person shooter game. Its fast paced paintball with four exceptional gamemodes (Capture the Flag, Rush the Flag, Elimination, and Team Death Match).

MCBall has been custom coded including our unique kits which players can unlock and level up through playing time. This is the original premium minecraft paintball. This is unlike any other minecraft experience and is truly state of the art.

Our server features balanced kits, killstreaks, team balancing, a ranking system, leaderboards, and also team vs team tournaments. Join our discord server below to find the best playing times and get to know our community.

Make sure to check out our trailer on the tab above.

STAFF NEEDED: We are also actively looking to add new staff members to our staff so we can hold more events like tournaments, leagues, etc… If you are interested in joining our team please join our discord channel and introduce yourself. We have a great community.

Server IP: play.mcball.net Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/KP9yMvK Website: https://www.mcball.net

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Plexion

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

Plexion Network Join our discord – https://discord.plexion.net IP: Plexion.net

Plexion Network is a Skyblock server that has unique features. We focus on the quality of our community and keeping everything fresh and exciting for our players.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.