Geisha in Kimono with Diarrhea

awkward situation, bodily function, cultural mishap, delicate situation, diarrhea, EMBARRASSING, emergency, Etiquette, fashion disaster, geisha, hygiene, Japanese culture, Kimono, Layers, public restroom, stress, traditional clothing, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, wardrobe malfunction

join our epic minecraft server and escape the stress of a geisha with diarrhea in her kimono! our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. come build your dream castle and watch out for the flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Crops Grown:	2674	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Sevencraft network

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join SevenCraft Network!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

XiniCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

[1.8-1.16]

A semi-Vanilla survival server owned by a twitch streamer come connect with an active community of players and enjoy the survival experience!

Skyblock with free fly and other non pay to win commands purely cosmetic shop!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
New Chunks Explored:	390287	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Felsnet

Economy, Roleplay, Towny

The Minetopia roleplay server of the Netherlands & Belgium.

With good and honest staff who are always available to help. Enough jobs that are available, you will always be helped on your way!

We also have our own discord server, where we can help you: https://discord.gg/yBeK267.

So will we see you on our server soon? Everything gives! 😀

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Emporia

Custom Biomes, FTB, Land Claim, Modded, PvP, Survival

Emporia is a Create Towny PVP server with 6 mods, non API mods are: Create, Flywheel, Biomes O’ Plenty, FTB Chunks, FTB Teams, and Simple Voice Chat.Use this CurseForge pack to join: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/emporia-server-pack

Emporia is a survival land claim server. PVP Is Enabled everywhere, there are no warps, /home or teleports.Your bed is the only reliable place to teleport. Griefing is disabled and bannable in claims but allowed in the Wilderness.Establish your own claim and create a factory to your liking, sell the items to the server or other players to expand your influenceand wallet. Swords and armor have been nerfed to make PVP more fun and more skill-based instead of whoever plays the mostno longer will you have to fight a person in Protection 4 Netherite or get killed by a Sharpness 5 Diamond sword.

All the mods you need to join (These are the download links to the same mods and forge version the server is running please use Forge 36.2.20 to avoid issues)Forge: https://maven.minecraftforge.net/net/minecraftforge/forge/1.16.5-36.2.20/forge-1.16.5-36.2.20-installer.jarMods: https://www.mediafire.com/file/stgg3tjl05iqxsq/EmporiaMods.zip/file

This server’s main mod is Create a mod that adds many new machines and blocks to the game to assist you in automating everything.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Potions Brewed:	83
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81	Magic Crystals Found:	20

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

StarQuest

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Minecraft in the spaceage! Fly around in real spaceships and visit different planets. Use futuristic technology to become the envy of the system or use devastating weapons to lay waste to your enemies! Create a mighty empire and capture entire planets! Dozens of custom plugins make this and much much more possible on StarQuest!

It is recommended that you join our discord server to stay up to date and to engage with the community: https://discordapp.com/invite/0tUluUyNrchydOIb

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Skylaxy

Economy, Skyblock

Welcome to Sky Galaxy Network, the best skyblock server out there! come and join now for the full experience on our brand new server.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Potions Brewed:	178
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Playparadisemc

bedrock, Discord, java, Towny, Voting

ParadiseMC

Hey, join the future of Minecraft… we here at PlayParadiseMC strive to bring the best for our community! We are a Upcoming Medium sized Server with more than you could imagine! Join us today and explore a wonderful network/server

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

ArkOfRulers

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Always wanted to play with elements? Be the avatar? Hmm that one might not be possible. In ArkOfRulers you can bend any element you want to choose and support your kingdom. Yeah thats right, a kingdom. Every kingdom has its own element and ranks. You can help them win wars and build a great empire and they can help you master your element. Experience it all in ArkOfRulers.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

8b8t.net

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft vanilla anarchy server. There are no rules, no admins, you are free to do what ever you want. Enjoy pure vanilla experience!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Fabledmc

Marriage, Prison, Slimefun, Survival

We are a fresh 1.18 Slimefun Survival server with a prison gamemode on the way. Open for beta now and releasing soon! We offer many fun plugins for you to enjoy such as Getting married fancy emotions and so much more!

BEDROCK AND JAVA COMPATIBLE

Bedrock IP: play.fabledmc.net Port: 19132

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Wolfraams Minetopia

Roleplay, Survival

The Wolfraam Minetopia server also known as the ItsColin Minetopia server (in 2015) is a very cool (copycat) minetopia server. Our server is not 100% focused on roleplay but more focused on player experiences. That is why we have decided not to work with one specific build team but with a plot system & block shop so that you can build your house/shop (or whatever you want) yourself. We also have a /work menu so that you can choose your job from the many jobs that you can do.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PxlGama

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skywars

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Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Pinguserver

Abilities, Parkour, Protection, RPG, Survival, Towns

We invite you to our RPG Server, we have Survival and Survival Hardcore, New enchantments, New armor, Skills, Cities, Economy, among many other things.If you want to really have fun, don’t think twice and enter PinguServer.

You just need to accept the textures.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Fire-MC Minetopia Kingdom Skyblock

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay

play.fire-mc.nl The most fun, community-oriented and progressive gaming network in the Netherlands! We have, among other things: – Minetopia – Skyblock – Kingdom Come and join our friendly community at play.fire-mc.nl We’ll see you there! Discord: http://fire-mc.nl/discord

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Love Letters Sent:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Astria

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

A simple yet custom survival server for players who like smaller servers. Server Features: Difficulty is Hard, PvP and PvE, Enhanced PvP, Land Protection, Custom Enchantments, Bleeding, and Steeling money from players you kill

Check out our Forms: http://astriaserverforms.clanwebsite.com/

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Runes Activated:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.