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Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 107/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found: 14 Epic Quests Completed: 20
Meteorite Armor Created: 27 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Emeralds Found: 5125
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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