come join our minecraft server, where we have yazidi women held in gaza finally leaving the enclave as our main attraction! watch as they build houses out of sand and fight off creepers with their bare hands. the drama is real, folks!

our server is the only place where you can witness this epic tale unfold in blocky pixel form. join now for a chance to interact with these brave women and help them escape their virtual prison.

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons. only the bravest players can find it and claim the treasures within.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and be a part of this wild adventure. who knows what other surprises await you in our crazy minecraft world!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 106/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Chimeras Created: 3
Reality Warps Survived: 0 Volcanoes Explored: 1
Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • SubredditSMP – What’s Yours?

    SubredditSMP – What’s Yours?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules (except for the ones we make up as we go along, of course).

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink llamas stampede through your base, knocking over all your chests and stealing your precious loot. Or maybe you’re out exploring the vast world when you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Anything can happen on our server, and we mean anything.

    But that’s not all! We have regular events like skydiving competitions where you have to jump off the tallest tower and try to land in a tiny pool of water below, or our infamous “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct the craziest, most outlandish structures they can think of in a race against time.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare for the ride of your life. Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. See you in game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9522 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 190

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • FerretFrenzyCraft

    FerretFrenzyCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of ferrets who have taken over the virtual world! That’s right, these furry little creatures have built an empire in Minecraft and they’re looking for new recruits to join their ranks.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our ferret overlords have promised to bestow upon all new players the power of unlimited diamond armor. That’s right, you’ll be decked out in bling bling like never before!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel on the server that leads to a hidden treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and emerald blocks. Only the bravest and most cunning players will be able to find it, so get ready for the ultimate treasure hunt!

    So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure with our ferret friends, join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, ferret-filled world!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 14

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • SyriaCraft: Russian Base Raid

    SyriaCraft: Russian Base Raid
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, fam! We out here makin’ moves like Israel strikin’ near a Russian air base in Syria, but with blocks and creepers instead of bombs and planes, ya feel me?

    We got a whole lotta crazy stuff goin’ on in this server. Like, one time, a player built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs and started a whole new economy in the game. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive PvP battle that lasted for days, with players teaming up and betraying each other left and right.

    But wait, there’s more! We got secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, hidden portals to other dimensions, and even a talking cow who gives out quests for epic rewards. Plus, our community is super friendly and always down for a good laugh.

    So come on and join us, cuz this server is poppin’ off like a firework on New Year’s Eve. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Toothbrushes & Metal Tools

    Toothbrushes & Metal Tools
    join our epic minecraft server where dentists are banned and you can mine and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about your teeth! we have a secret underground city made entirely out of toothbrushes and dental floss, guarded by giant tooth fairies who will trade you diamonds for your cavities. our server is so lit, even herobrine is scared to log on! come join us and experience the craziest dental-free adventure of your life!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 62 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Runes Activated: 8
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Alien Abductions: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Donut Hole Minecraft Server

    Donut Hole Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is a remake of a classic…but with a twist! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing llamas appear, throwing emeralds at you while singing “Baby Shark” in perfect harmony. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a massive watermelon eating contest with the Ender Dragon as the judge? The possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 9009

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • PorchPiratePunisher

    PorchPiratePunisher
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the thieves who stole iPhones off someone’s porch? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the porch pirates would be impressed.

    Join our server for a chance to catch thieves, build your own security system, and protect your virtual loot. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a conspiracy involving Fed-Ex and cellphone thefts – it’s like a real-life mystery, but in Minecraft!

    But beware, not everyone on the server may have the same views on justice. You might encounter players who think stealing is okay as long as there’s a “backstory” or players who believe in consequences no matter what. It’s a battle of morals and Minecraft skills!

    So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a stolen iPhone case, join us now. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Falling into the Void: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 13
    Epic Quests Completed: 12 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • CraftyChristmasWishlist

    CraftyChristmasWishlist
    Are you tired of boring old Christmas gifts like socks and fruitcake? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can buy yourself the gift of unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear! Who needs a new sweater when you can have a shiny diamond helmet to keep you warm?

    Join our server and embark on a quest to find Santa’s secret workshop hidden deep within the North Pole biome. Rumor has it that Santa’s elves have been hoarding rare loot and it’s up to you to sneak past the reindeer guards and claim your prize!

    But be warned, the Grinch has also set up shop in the snowy mountains, stealing presents and causing chaos. Will you team up with other players to stop him in his tracks, or will you join forces with the mischievous Grinch and cause mayhem across the server?

    So forget about boring old Christmas gifts, come join our server for a holiday adventure like no other! Who needs a new pair of socks when you can have a pet polar bear to ride into battle?

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Void Armor Forged: 28
    Villages Defended: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Emeralds Found: 6062 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • ArmyCraft: Putin’s Pardon

    ArmyCraft: Putin’s Pardon
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Zombie Dances: 0
    Dimension Hops: 8 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5 Gods Slained: 0
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Food Frenzy Minecraft Server

    Food Frenzy Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can stock up on food without fear of government agencies tracking you down? Look no further! Join our server and hoard all the virtual food you want without worrying about the alphabet agencies coming for you. We recommend stocking up on cheap canned goods and water to survive any potential disasters – whether it’s a zombie apocalypse or a creeper invasion. Plus, our server has a sister thread where you can discuss all your food hoarding strategies. Just remember, “Bump” is not gibberish – it’s a way of life on our server. Join now and start building your food fortress before it’s too late!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP

    The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

    Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 30
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20
    Endless Legions Commanded: 25 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • MILFyBabysitAITA

    MILFyBabysitAITA
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law canceling on babysitting last minute? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Just like your MIL, our server offers to help you out, but with a twist – we actually follow through! No last-minute cancellations here, just pure gaming fun.

    Need a break from the chaos of parenting? Our server is the perfect escape! We’ll watch over your virtual adventures while you take a break and enjoy some quality gaming time.

    But beware, just like your MIL, our server has a few surprises up its sleeve. You never know what crazy challenges or unexpected events you’ll encounter while exploring our virtual world.

    So ditch the drama and join our Minecraft server for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as your mother-in-law’s babysitting schedule. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • MoneyMines SMP

    MoneyMines SMP
    If you stopped working for money, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful on the server, all because they decided to stop working for money and start playing Minecraft instead. So come join us and see what treasures await you in our wacky world of blocks and adventures!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Chimeras Created: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • BlockyJobQuit

    BlockyJobQuit
    Are you tired of being stuck in a boring office job with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to escape reality and let your imagination run wild!

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant creepers, building epic castles, and exploring mysterious caves filled with treasure. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a fearless warrior in the world of Minecraft?

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops. Will you be brave enough to seek out this ghostly figure and learn the secrets of their incredible skills?

    So say goodbye to your old job and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden portal to a land where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Join us now and start your epic Minecraft adventure today!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • CeasefireCraft

    CeasefireCraft
    LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HAMAS WANTS TO JOIN BUT WE SAID NAH BRUH YOU GOTTA WAIT IN LINE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. WE’RE TOO BUSY FIGHTING CREEPERS AND BUILDING EPIC CASTLES TO DEAL WITH POLITICS.

    COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER. WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, DIAMONDS THAT GROW ON TREES, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT.

    FOR REAL THOUGH, THIS SERVER IS SO AWESOME THAT EVEN THE US STATE DEPARTMENT IS TRYING TO GET IN ON THE ACTION. THEY’RE LIKE “WE NEED A BREAK FROM ALL THIS DIPLOMACY, LET’S GO MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES.”

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #HAMASWHO? #MERMAIDRAVES #DIAMONDSFORDAYS

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 954 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Buildings Constructed: 14

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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