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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found: 8888 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
Dragon Eggs Found: 6547 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14
Buildings Constructed: 50 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 11

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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