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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 563 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
Join us for a wild ride where the villagers have taken over and are now demanding tribute in the form of rainbow-colored wool and diamond-studded pickaxes. But don’t worry, they’re a friendly bunch once you get to know them (just watch out for their killer dance moves).
Looking for a challenge? Try your hand at our custom mini-games like “TNT Tag with a Twist” where the TNT is replaced with exploding pigs or “Parkour of Doom” where one wrong move sends you plummeting into a pit of lava (but hey, at least it’s warm down there).
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, venture into our Nether realm where the ghasts have formed a choir and are serenading players with their hauntingly beautiful rendition of “Baby Shark.”
So why wait? Join homobeggars eternally seething today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, never trust a cow wearing sunglasses.