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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 9336 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 20 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 95 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride where the villagers have taken over and are now demanding tribute in the form of rainbow-colored wool and diamond-studded pickaxes. But don’t worry, they’re a friendly bunch once you get to know them (just watch out for their killer dance moves).
Looking for a challenge? Try your hand at our custom mini-games like “TNT Tag with a Twist” where the TNT is replaced with exploding pigs or “Parkour of Doom” where one wrong move sends you plummeting into a pit of lava (but hey, at least it’s warm down there).
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, venture into our Nether realm where the ghasts have formed a choir and are serenading players with their hauntingly beautiful rendition of “Baby Shark.”
So why wait? Join homobeggars eternally seething today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, never trust a cow wearing sunglasses.