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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 9465 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 26 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 32 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 47 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 18 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Join us for a wild ride where the villagers have taken over and are now demanding tribute in the form of rainbow-colored wool and diamond-studded pickaxes. But don’t worry, they’re a friendly bunch once you get to know them (just watch out for their killer dance moves).
Looking for a challenge? Try your hand at our custom mini-games like “TNT Tag with a Twist” where the TNT is replaced with exploding pigs or “Parkour of Doom” where one wrong move sends you plummeting into a pit of lava (but hey, at least it’s warm down there).
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, venture into our Nether realm where the ghasts have formed a choir and are serenading players with their hauntingly beautiful rendition of “Baby Shark.”
So why wait? Join homobeggars eternally seething today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, never trust a cow wearing sunglasses.