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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 5560 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 28 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 45 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 423 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Magic Items Found: | 1056 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
Buildings Constructed: | 26 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride where the villagers have taken over and are now demanding tribute in the form of rainbow-colored wool and diamond-studded pickaxes. But don’t worry, they’re a friendly bunch once you get to know them (just watch out for their killer dance moves).
Looking for a challenge? Try your hand at our custom mini-games like “TNT Tag with a Twist” where the TNT is replaced with exploding pigs or “Parkour of Doom” where one wrong move sends you plummeting into a pit of lava (but hey, at least it’s warm down there).
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, venture into our Nether realm where the ghasts have formed a choir and are serenading players with their hauntingly beautiful rendition of “Baby Shark.”
So why wait? Join homobeggars eternally seething today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, never trust a cow wearing sunglasses.