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Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 7885 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Love Letters Sent: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride where the villagers have taken over and are now demanding tribute in the form of rainbow-colored wool and diamond-studded pickaxes. But don’t worry, they’re a friendly bunch once you get to know them (just watch out for their killer dance moves).
Looking for a challenge? Try your hand at our custom mini-games like “TNT Tag with a Twist” where the TNT is replaced with exploding pigs or “Parkour of Doom” where one wrong move sends you plummeting into a pit of lava (but hey, at least it’s warm down there).
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, venture into our Nether realm where the ghasts have formed a choir and are serenading players with their hauntingly beautiful rendition of “Baby Shark.”
So why wait? Join homobeggars eternally seething today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, never trust a cow wearing sunglasses.