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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 6394 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 95 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 |
Join us for a wild ride where the villagers have taken over and are now demanding tribute in the form of rainbow-colored wool and diamond-studded pickaxes. But don’t worry, they’re a friendly bunch once you get to know them (just watch out for their killer dance moves).
Looking for a challenge? Try your hand at our custom mini-games like “TNT Tag with a Twist” where the TNT is replaced with exploding pigs or “Parkour of Doom” where one wrong move sends you plummeting into a pit of lava (but hey, at least it’s warm down there).
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, venture into our Nether realm where the ghasts have formed a choir and are serenading players with their hauntingly beautiful rendition of “Baby Shark.”
So why wait? Join homobeggars eternally seething today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, never trust a cow wearing sunglasses.