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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 751 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 33 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Divine Spears Created: | 21 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Magic Items Found: | 2769 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride where the villagers have taken over and are now demanding tribute in the form of rainbow-colored wool and diamond-studded pickaxes. But don’t worry, they’re a friendly bunch once you get to know them (just watch out for their killer dance moves).
Looking for a challenge? Try your hand at our custom mini-games like “TNT Tag with a Twist” where the TNT is replaced with exploding pigs or “Parkour of Doom” where one wrong move sends you plummeting into a pit of lava (but hey, at least it’s warm down there).
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, venture into our Nether realm where the ghasts have formed a choir and are serenading players with their hauntingly beautiful rendition of “Baby Shark.”
So why wait? Join homobeggars eternally seething today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, never trust a cow wearing sunglasses.