Gaylords R Us | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old basic houses and farms? Well, look no further because on our server, homobeggars eternally seething, things are anything but basic!

Join us for a wild ride where the villagers have taken over and are now demanding tribute in the form of rainbow-colored wool and diamond-studded pickaxes. But don’t worry, they’re a friendly bunch once you get to know them (just watch out for their killer dance moves).

Looking for a challenge? Try your hand at our custom mini-games like “TNT Tag with a Twist” where the TNT is replaced with exploding pigs or “Parkour of Doom” where one wrong move sends you plummeting into a pit of lava (but hey, at least it’s warm down there).

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, venture into our Nether realm where the ghasts have formed a choir and are serenading players with their hauntingly beautiful rendition of “Baby Shark.”

So why wait? Join homobeggars eternally seething today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, never trust a cow wearing sunglasses.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Hopela – Survival

Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Players Killed by Monsters:	8643
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mines Excavated:	1190
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mines Excavated:	3127
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	New Chunks Explored:	514367
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8409	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	291

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Void Gems Collected:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Star Shards Collected:	158	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.