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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 5351 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
Zombie Dances: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 24 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
But that’s not all – we also have a ban on niggers having washing machines because, apparently, they’re all poor and smelly. Don’t ask us how we enforce this rule, just know that our server is a washing machine utopia for everyone except niggers.
Join us for a wild ride of clean clothes and questionable discrimination policies – you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else!