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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 122 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
Animals Bred: | 119 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Emeralds Found: | 2491 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
But that’s not all – we also have a ban on niggers having washing machines because, apparently, they’re all poor and smelly. Don’t ask us how we enforce this rule, just know that our server is a washing machine utopia for everyone except niggers.
Join us for a wild ride of clean clothes and questionable discrimination policies – you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else!