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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 8677 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Divine Spears Created: | 20 |
Ores Mined: | 5699 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 |
But that’s not all – we also have a ban on niggers having washing machines because, apparently, they’re all poor and smelly. Don’t ask us how we enforce this rule, just know that our server is a washing machine utopia for everyone except niggers.
Join us for a wild ride of clean clothes and questionable discrimination policies – you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else!