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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 8038 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
But that’s not all – we also have a ban on niggers having washing machines because, apparently, they’re all poor and smelly. Don’t ask us how we enforce this rule, just know that our server is a washing machine utopia for everyone except niggers.
Join us for a wild ride of clean clothes and questionable discrimination policies – you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else!