Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace the power of gas-powered washing machines! Why settle for boring old electric ones when you can have a washing machine that revs like a race car? Plus, we have a strict ban on electric washing machines because, let’s be real, they’re just not as fun.
But that’s not all – we also have a ban on niggers having washing machines because, apparently, they’re all poor and smelly. Don’t ask us how we enforce this rule, just know that our server is a washing machine utopia for everyone except niggers.
Join us for a wild ride of clean clothes and questionable discrimination policies – you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else!
