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| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Join us on this epic adventure where you and your squad will fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy. Who knew democracy could be so fun and explosive? Liberating planets, completing objectives, and working together to save the galaxy has never been more hilarious.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and insane challenges that will keep you on your toes. From battling chemical agents to facing off against truth enforcers, you never know what crazy mission awaits you next.
So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs swords when you have crutches, right? Let’s dive into the madness together!
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 15 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most OP armor and weapons in the game. Will you be the one to find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server?
Oh, and did we mention that our Nether is actually a disco party where the Piglins bust out their best dance moves? Get ready to boogie down with the locals and show off your sick dance skills!
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you chainsaw your way to victory, hunt down a Diamond Chicken, and party it up in the Nether all in one place? Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life – join us now!
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Join us for the chance to witness epic battles between players riding on llamas armed with enchanted diamond swords. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with dancing pandas and disco balls.
But the real reason you should join our server? We have a player who keeps trying to build a functioning plane out of blocks and insists on flying it to India. Will she ever make it? Who knows, but it’s definitely worth sticking around to find out! So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other.
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Forget about the typical choices, we have Japanese fans speculating that the new Great III could be anyone from Kevin Mask to Terry the Kid or even Mantaro! Who knew Minecraft could be so full of mystery and intrigue?
Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly epic – join our server today and become a legend in your own right!
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 23 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through a post-apocalyptic world filled with mutated mobs, radioactive biomes, and the occasional zombie uprising. Will you be the hero that saves humanity, or will you just focus on building the biggest, baddest base in all the land?
Either way, you’re in for a crazy adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the end of the world… or at least have a good laugh trying!
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Join us and experience the chaos of a server where griefing is not only allowed, but encouraged! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to fill someone’s house with chickens? Be our guest! The possibilities are endless on our server.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League. That’s right, you can saddle up your very own Ender Dragon and race against other players for glory and prizes. Just watch out for the fireballs!
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and unleash your inner troll? Come join the fun and see why /b/ sucks today, but our server rocks!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 20 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 23 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
But that’s not all, we also have a special “Post anything Chinese” event where players have to build the most outrageous Chinese-themed structures they can think of. From giant fortune cookies to a Great Wall made entirely of obsidian, the possibilities are endless!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden dim sum buffet deep in the mines. Rumor has it that if you can find it, you’ll be granted unlimited food for life!
So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the hilarity and chaos that awaits you!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 45 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9470 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Love Letters Sent: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for wearing top hats and monocles. They may be a little snooty, but they sure know how to throw a good party!
2. Legend has it that there is a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away. Who wouldn’t want to party with a Creeper on the dance floor?
3. Our server is home to the infamous Chicken Mafia, led by a ruthless rooster named Cluck Norris. Cross them and you may find yourself facing an army of feathered thugs.
4. Want to embark on a quest to find the fabled Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny? Rumor has it that it grants the wielder the power to summon a herd of flying pigs to do their bidding.
So, why wait? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos. Just remember, we may not be friends, but we sure know how to have a good time!
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
