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| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 1217 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 86 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
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Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry llamas while trying to build your dream castle. And don’t worry, our resident prankster, Steve, will be there to fill your house with chickens just for laughs.
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