Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the galaxy, where you can join forces with your battle brothers for some jolly cooperation! Our server is so lit, even Brother Chaplain Leandros himself would be impressed.

Our latest patch (Hotfix 3.1) will blow your mind with new features and fixes that will make your Minecraft experience out of this world. And don’t even get me started on our September community update – it’s so juicy, it’ll make you want to scream “For the Emperor!”

And if you’re having trouble finding players for some PvP action, don’t worry – just back out to the main menu and re-enter the battle barge. It’s as easy as smiting heretics!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become a legend among your battle brothers. The Dudes Wall awaits your epic creations – submit them now and show off your skills to the galaxy. Previous players have had a blast, so don’t miss out on the fun!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Ores Mined: 6377 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
Undead Armies Raised: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 22 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
Mythical Swords Crafted: 81 Evil Lairs Raided: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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