Galactic Warfare – Minecraft Server

battle barge, Battle Brothers, community update, Developer Q&A, Dude Wall, focus entertainment, Galactic, heresy edition, Jolly Cooperation, Lore, matchmaking workaround, Minecraft, OPERATIONs, patch notes, PvP, ROADMAP, Server, space marine 2, steam community, submission information, WARFARE, warhammer 40k, where to get the game

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heresy is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our latest patch includes new content for operations, such as battling against space marines and fighting off alien invasions. Our September community update revealed that we are now offering jolly cooperation with your battle brothers, so grab your sword and join the fun!

If you’re looking for a server with lore that will make your head spin, look no further. Dive into the depths of our lore stuff, where you can learn about the history of our world and the epic battles that have shaped it.

And if you’re having trouble finding players to join you in battle, fear not! Our workaround with matchmaking will have you back in the action in no time. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and become a legendary warrior in the world of heresy!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Zoomer Minecraft SMP Experience

70K, btc, Bull Run, cryptocurrency, digital assets, economic opportunities, Experience, financial freedom, Financial Stability, forgiven student debts, future prospects, generational wealth, inflation, investing, market trends, Minecraft, oldfags, peak careers, retirement planning, smp, UNFAIR, wealth gap, Zoomer, zoomers

Are you tired of being an oldfag in the world of Minecraft SMPs? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a bull run like no other! Just like BTC breaking and holding at 70k, our server will have you experiencing peak careers, forgiven student debts, and absolutely no inflation! Say goodbye to being an oldfag and hello to the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience where anything is possible. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing all the way to the virtual bank!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SeatSnatcherCraft

Ageism, child behavior, Commute, discipline, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, exhaustion, generational differences, Manners, Motherhood, offering seats, priority seating, public seating, public transportation, Respect, seat etiquette, SeatSnatcherCraft, societal expectations, sports event, subway etiquette, tiredness

Are you tired of entitled subway moms expecting you to give up your seat for their perfectly capable 8-year-old child? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone gets a virtual seat and no one can guilt trip you into giving it up!

Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been victimized by subway shaming. Build your own virtual subway car and never worry about being judged for wanting to sit down after a long day of work.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special “Entitled Mom” role-playing mini-game where you can practice standing your ground and saying “no” to virtual entitled moms. Show them who’s boss in a world where you make the rules!

So join us now and let’s create a world where everyone gets a seat, no matter how old they are!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Emeralds Found:	8309	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

RoomSecrets Minecraft SMP

belongings, hidden, INTIMATE, introspection, Minecraft, Mysterious, objects, Personal, Personality, possessions, Private, REVEALING, room, RoomSecrets, Secrets, self reflection, smp

Are you tired of your boring old room objects just sitting there collecting dust? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, every object has a personality and they spill all your secrets! Imagine your lampshade gossiping about your late-night dance parties or your bedspread revealing your embarrassing sleep-talking habits. Join us for a wild ride of hilarity and chaos as you navigate a world where even your toothbrush has a juicy story to tell. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this zany server? Join now and let the inanimate objects spill the tea on your life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	43

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

RespawnWishList

10. Role models, 11. Gone too soon, 12. Fond memories, 13. Missed dearly, 14. Inspirational, 15. Never forgotten, 16. Rest in peace, 17. Legacy, 18. Iconic personalities, 19. Beloved figures, 2. In memoriam, 20. Longing for their presence., 3. Remembering, 4. Celebrities, 5. Icons, 6 legends, 7. Influential figures, 8. Historical figures, 9. Cultural icons, RespawnWishList, Wishful thinking

Do you wish your pet rock from 3rd grade was still alive? Or maybe that goldfish you won at the fair but accidentally flushed down the toilet? Well, on our server, we bring your wildest dreams to life! Join us and you just might find yourself face to face with your long lost pet rock, now transformed into a majestic diamond golem ready to fight by your side. Don’t miss out on the chance to reunite with your beloved childhood companions in the most epic way possible!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Nano Ruler Minecraft Server

advanced techniques, atomic level, atomic scale, infinitely small world, innovation, measure distances, microscopic ruler, Minecraft, molecular distance, Molecular scale, molecules, Nano, nanoengineering, nanometer scale, Nanoscale, nanoscience, nanotechnology, precision measurement, research, Ruler, scientific measurement, scientific research, Server, Technology

u ever wanted to measure the distance between molecules in minecraft? well u can do that on our server! we have a microscopic ruler that can measure distances as small as one atom-wide! it’s like being a scientist but in a blocky world! join now to explore the infinitely small world of minecraft and show off your advanced techniques to all your friends! who knew minecraft could be so educational and fun at the same time? come join us and be a part of the tiny revolution!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Kriegcraft

advanced jobs, advanced seasons, alliances, Brewery, building, Community, Earth, Earth Map, Economy, Exploration, Factions, geopolitical events, MCMMO, mobs, Plugins, PvP, quality armor, Survival, Towny, Vehicles, War

Welcome to Kriegcraft!

a Towny earth server, featuring a 1:1500 earth survival map where YOU can make your own town and nation and decide the geopolitical events in the server.

some interesting plugins you might like! (more plugins on server)

– Advanced seasons (winter, summer, spring etc..) – quality armor ( Weapons, explosives etc..) – Vehicles ( planes, helicopters, tank and more!) – Towny ( create your own town & nation! – Brewery ( beer, vodka & much more!) – Advanced jobs! ( i bought the paid version so more fun for you! +mcmmo )

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

The Imladris Conclave

creativity, Custom Crops, discovery, enhanced mechanics, hard mode, long-term adventures, Minecraft, Mmocore, Mythicmobs, skill trees, Small Community, Survival, Welcoming Community, Whitelist

Survival Minecraft with MMOcore skill trees, MythicMobs, custom crops, and enhanced mechanics! Challenge yourself in a hard-mode experience where discovery and creativity are key. Join a small, welcoming community for long-term adventures!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3077	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Who Was Wrong? Minecraft Server

Accountability, ACCUSATION, Argument, Blame, clarification, Conflict, Decision making, Dispute, error, Fault, Guilt, judgment, Minecraft, Miscommunication., mistake, misunderstanding, perspective, reconciliation, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, wrong

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too serious? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for chaos and mayhem!

Join us and become part of the epic battle between Steve and a horde of angry chickens who are seeking revenge for all the times they’ve been turned into nuggets. Will you help Steve defend himself or will you join forces with the chickens and overthrow him once and for all?

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the backup dancers. Get ready to boogie down with the undead like never before!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Just remember, in this server, the only thing you can count on is the unexpected!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Famous Filmmakers Minecraft SMP – Do any actors browse Minecraft SMP?

Actors, browse, career aspirations., Celebrities, dream job, entertainment industry, FAMOUS, famous filmmakers, film director, film industry, filmmakers, Hollywood, Job, job hunting, Job Opportunities, job prospects, Job Search, Loser, Minecraft, networking, smp, talent scouting, TV, unemployed

Are you tired of being a 26-year-old unemployed loser? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and become a famous filmmaker or actor overnight! Who needs Hollywood when you can build your own blockbuster movies in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to secret underground societies, where players battle it out for control of the server. Will you rise to the top and become the ultimate ruler of this virtual world? Or will you be forever known as the noob who couldn’t even mine a diamond?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living out your wildest dreams! Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a job as a professional block builder. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of pixels and possibilities.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

StepMom’sCookingSucksLOL

Behavior, Chores, Cooking, Dinner, disabled father, family, fast food, husband, ingredients, kitchen, leftovers, Meals, PARANOIA, picky eater, Restaurant, sandwich, scrambled eggs, step mother, StepMomsCookingSucksLOL, store-bought, Variety

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as my stepmother’s cooking habits? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like the leftovers in our fridge that she refuses to eat.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers with predictable gameplay? Well, on our server, you never know what’s going to happen next. Just like how I never know if my stepmother is actually a secret alien who only eats sandwiches and scrambled eggs.

Join now and experience the thrill of paranoia and confusion as you navigate through a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind my stepmother’s strange behavior. Or maybe you’ll just build a cool castle, who knows!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Minecraft SMP: Identity Crisis

Crisis, Identity, Individuality, introspection, Minecraft, Personality, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, Self Discovery, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-aware, self-definition, self-exploration, Self-expression, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-perception, self-realization, self-understanding, smp

Are you tired of the mundane grind of everyday life? Do you yearn for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

Picture this: you spawn in a world filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and treacherous caves just waiting to be explored. But beware, for danger lurks around every corner! From zombie hordes to explosive TNT traps set by mischievous players, you never know what might happen next.

But fear not, for you are not alone in this wild world. Join forces with other players to form alliances, build epic bases, and conquer the land together. Or, if you’re feeling particularly bold, strike out on your own and become a legendary solo player, feared and respected by all.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, for starters, we have a thriving economy where you can buy and sell goods, trade with other players, and even set up your own shop. Need diamonds? No problem, just head to the nearest mine and start digging! Want to show off your building skills? Enter our weekly build competitions and win fabulous prizes!

But perhaps the most compelling reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the community. Our players come from all walks of life, united by their love of the game and their desire for fun and friendship. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a total noob, you’ll find a place here among us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your epic adventure! Who knows, you might just become the stuff of legends.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftyAnxietyCraft

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Are you tired of getting anxiety over simple things like creepers blowing up your house or running out of diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets who love giving hugs, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Rumor has it that he can build a castle in under 10 minutes using only his mind and a handful of dirt blocks.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to unnecessary anxiety forever! Plus, we have free cake at spawn every Friday. Because who doesn’t love cake, am I right?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CommieCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, Attack, CommieCraft, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense pact, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global politics, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military assistance, military cooperation, military support, Minecraft, North Korea, Peacekeeping, russia, SECURITY, Server, world news

so, like, u ever wanted to be part of a server that has the backing of russia AND north korea? well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at!

imagine building your epic base while knowing that if anyone messes with you, you got the might of two powerful countries behind you.

plus, we have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

join now and be part of the most insane alliance in minecraft history!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Emeralds Found:	8648	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Tax Haven Havoc

corporate tax abuse, financial secrecy, global tax system, Haven, Havoc, international tax evasion, money laundering, offshore finance, Overseas UK territories, Tax, tax advocacy group, tax avoidance, tax compliance, tax enforcement, tax evasion, tax havens, tax havens list, tax justice, tax loopholes, tax policies, tax reform, tax regulations, tax transparency

come join our minecraft server, where we have more enablers than the oversea uk territories! we are the biggest enablers of FUN and craziness! our tax advocacy group is all about making sure you have a great time while playing minecraft.

we have insane stories like the time a creeper tried to do taxes but ended up blowing up the whole village instead! or when a group of skeletons formed a tax evasion scheme but got caught by the irs (irritating ravaging zombies).

join us for a wild ride of tax abuse and corporate shenanigans in the world of minecraft! you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

BlockyLegs – StandingDeskNoMore

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so, like, u know how standing desks r like, supposed to be all healthy and stuff? well, turns out they might actually be bad for u. like, wut?? standing for more than 2 hours a day can make u get deep vein thrombosis and varicose veins. like, who knew standing could be so dangerous, amirite? so, like, come join our minecraft server where u can sit on ur butt all day and not worry about getting varicose veins. we even have virtual chairs so u can pretend ur sitting while u play. it’s like, the best of both worlds. so, like, join now before u end up with some weird vein disease from standing too much. #sitforlife #minecraft4life 🪑🎮

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4731	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Alien Abductions:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.