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| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 3345 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2299 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Do you want a server that will make you question your life choices? Well, look no further, because our server is the futa loli of servers – confusing, unexpected, and totally bonkers!
Join us if you want to experience the craziest adventures in Minecraft, like riding pigs dressed as ninjas, fighting off zombie chickens with laser swords, and building a giant toilet as your fortress (because why not?). Our server is so wild that even the creepers are dancing to K-pop music!
But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll also get to meet the legendary Unicorn Pig, who farts rainbows and grants wishes (as long as your wish is for more tacos). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the futa loli madness begin!
