Funny Sports Shit Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	826
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	60	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your shithousery needs!

Join us for epic battles of spleef where players use TNT instead of shovels, or participate in our infamous pig racing tournaments where the pigs are wearing jetpacks!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out with diamond swords while riding on the backs of llamas. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can try your luck in our “Lava Parkour Challenge” where the floor is literally lava and the only way to win is by parkouring your way to safety.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and have a blast with like-minded players, then come join us on our server for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember – anything goes in this crazy world of shithousery!

Lost Lands Redux

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	390
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Divine Spears Created:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

play.llredux.xyz

Mistylands Friendly Survival Est.2010

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4770
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to Mistylands Friendly Survival.Mistylands began it’s journey all the way back in Alpha October 2010! We are a down to earth friendly Survival server with a very kind and active community.We offer custom items, quests, player shops, events and much more! So grab your friends and come say hi to our lovely community!Discord – https://discord.gg/68jcMPbjaf Server Ip – mistylands.net

mistylands.net

NEST DARK

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2855
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Animals Bred:	88	Mines Excavated:	1168
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Star Shards Collected:	138	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Dark MiniGames Network – Take off your fun! Operative game modes: – SkyWars – BedWars – TheBridge – RankUP We are waiting for you!

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Freedom Path

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3776
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Buildings Constructed:	17
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6213
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Freebuild/Semi-RP/Survival/Adventure in 1.20.1 – PvP (approval of your opponent) – Dungeon – Quests – Everything is obtainable in game (Free2Play)You have the opportunity to build the projects of your dreams, whether it is a house, a city or even a nation! Give free rein to your imagination! Everything is possible without pressure! We have a world with a generation offering immersive landscapes.Discord server: https://discord.gg/hxpy8sf

play.freedompath.fr

Venture MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	428
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Dragons Tamed:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Venture MC is a server network made to a place where people can feel at peace and experience a unique way to play. We strive to give players a variety of things to do such as level up their rank using money earned from tasks, or complete quests for incredible rewards. You can make your own shops to trade with people and build a town of your own in hopes of being the featured build of the week! Don’t miss out, join us today at: play.venture-mc.com

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TheSquadMC

Factions, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3646
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Love Letters Sent:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Potions Brewed:	61
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

TheSquadMC is a server network built for the subscribers of 09sharkboy, MooseCraft, and UnspeakableGaming. Offering a wide selection of different gamemodes, ranging from Prison, to Skyblock, to Factions, to even Troll Wars! We guarantee there’ll always be something new to explore! Crafted from the ground up with tremendous attention to detail, optimization, and stability. We guarantee a tremendous playing experience.

play.thesquadmc.net

OtterCraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1852
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	8322
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

OtterCraft is a friendly survival server, with non-intrusive plugins to maximize your minecraft experience. Our server became official on 1/29/2017. We are always wanting to hear what our community wants, and have a few features that set us apart from the rest.FEATURES – No Land Claiming, but still Anti-Grief! – Money rewards for mob hunting! – Player focused events, and rewards! – Player ran auction house and economy! – 98%+ Uptime, and consistent updates/optimization.Come join us, and become a part of our community!

play.ottercraft.net

CubedCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2919
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Alien Abductions:	0

CubedCraft Network | mc.cubedcraft.comFeatures: – PlayerServers: Create your own free server /create {server name} – TNTWars: Create a cannon to destroy enemy team – Warzone: 2 islands, 2 objectices destroy enemys objective to win! – Kingdoms: Create a kingdom base become kingdom #1Information: server IP: mc.cubedcraft.com Website: https://cubedcraft.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/Faaa7GRHope we see you soon!

mc.cubedcraft.com

The Last Blockbender

Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3295
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Divine Spears Created:	17	Love Letters Sent:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Crops Grown:	8811

This server is based on Avatar: The Last Airbender and The Legend of Korra. We are different from other bending servers in that we are constantly updating to make the world of Minecraft and Avatar blend together to create a unique experience. Come check us out! Bending Ranks: Starting as a rookie bender, you will start with only a couple of abilities. As you use your bending, you will rank up and learn new abilities from an NPC. Bending Levels: The more you use certain abilities, the stronger they get! Most abilities can level up to level 10, and you can see the stats on how your abilities are improving. World Events: Currently, world events include Solar Eclipse, Lunar Eclipse, Sozin’s Comet, Blood Moon, and Harmonic Convergence, all of which affect bending strength for different elements. Custom Items: Custom items include 30+ new food items, 20+ new armor sets, new weapons, and cosmetic items! Custom Mobs: From bending bandits to wild fire ferrets, you’ll find plenty of awesome new creatures to make the world feel more alive. Bosses: Ever wanted to fight a villain from the show? Come fight a Firelord Ozai, Princess Azula, Hama, and others! Element Cities: You may want to take refuge in a city rather than building out in the wild. You can rent, own player shops, learn new abilities, and soon be able to start quests in these cities!

thelastblockbender.factions.ws

Atomix Network

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1893
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Astral Projections Made:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Animals Bred:	77

Join Us and Become a Legend on Atomix!– Infinite Levels | Keep climbing the levels and unlocking rewards – Active Discord | Come join our Community! – The Void | Clear areas of mobs and bosses one by one! – The Temple World | Class-based PvP System with special abilities and PvP Mines – Custom Enchants | Experience creative enchants only on Atomix – Leaderboards | Rank amongst the top players on the server on our Leaderboards – Balanced Economies | Become powerful and wealthy – Committed Team | You can count on us to bring unique, refreshing updates – Interested in hearing more? Ask your questions in the Discord!Come join the fun and Become a Legend on Atomix!

ms.atomixnetwork.net

Supersoul

Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7602
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	132	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Dimension Hops:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Hello. Welcome to Supersoul!Join our SMP server! Here we offer tailor-made survival experience to all players.Supersoul is a small community of Minecraft players who dream big. Here we have different original projects that aim to provide a next-level experience to all Minecrafters.JOIN TODAY.Server IP: play.supersoulmc.net Discord: http://discord.gg/G4qkPk7 YouTube Channel: www.youtube.com/channel/UCfOhqAqnJh7zhLT3uaevxqw

play.supersoulmc.net

Minecraft Murder

Anarchy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9125
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Ores Mined:	3561	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

A gamemode of deception and murder based off Garry’s Mod Murder. You are either the Murderer or an Innocent. When the game starts, one player will randomly be chosen as the Murderer. No one knows who the murderer is, or who has a gun. It is up to the innocent to find out!* The Innocent As an innocent, your goal is to find and kill the murderer. If the murderer dies, the innocent win. One lucky innocent spawns with a gun, and the other innocent may collect 10 gun scraps to craft a gun of their own. The gun is the only weapon of the innocent, the only thing that can kill the murderer. It’s a one-hit-kill and will take out anyone standing in the path of its bullets — you have to be careful not to shoot your fellow innocent, however! The gun also has a reload time, so you have to be careful not to miss.* The Murderer As the murderer, your goal is to kill all the bystanders. If you die, the bystanders win. You have a knife that instantly murders anyone you strike with it, a compass that points to the closest bystander, and a teleporter that teleports every player to a random spot in the map. Your most valuable tools are stealth and deception; raw strength is rarely enough!* For more information, visit our website http://minecraft-murder.net/

playmcm.net

MC Zone

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8789
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Emeralds Found:	8807
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

MC Zone Minigames!

play.mczone.co

DvZ Server – The LihP Network

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	230
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Star Shards Collected:	130	Holy Grails Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Play Minecraft as a monster! You will look like the monster and have it’s abilities.The PvP game mode DvZ has two teams, the dwarves and the zombies. The dwarf team have three shrines to defend from the zombies. When a dwarf dies they join the monster team and play as one of 10+ classes. The game ends when the monsters conquer the final shrine or the last dwarf falls.Dwarves survival includes unique features and mechanics. In the world, you can explore and unlock spells that can be used to fight, move around, collect resources, and more. You and other players can also create Factions to team up, claim land, and fight other factions. As you explore the world, you’ll encounter stronger monsters that will give you more of a challenge, but for better rewards.We host unique custom games made by us that you can’t play anywhere else!Join our discord server to find out when games start! www.lihp.us/discordHistory: We started the server in 2011 when the official DvZ server was whitelisted at weekends. Our version is a mix of the game as it’s changed over the years

pvp.lihp.us

Craftworld

Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5067
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Towns Built:	10

Factions,Prison,Skyblock,FUN!!! Join now best 1.5.2 cracked server on the planet right now! Along with OP prison server IP: craftworldprison.no-ip.org

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