Funny Sports Shit Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4879
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your shithousery needs!

Join us for epic battles of spleef where players use TNT instead of shovels, or participate in our infamous pig racing tournaments where the pigs are wearing jetpacks!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out with diamond swords while riding on the backs of llamas. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can try your luck in our “Lava Parkour Challenge” where the floor is literally lava and the only way to win is by parkouring your way to safety.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and have a blast with like-minded players, then come join us on our server for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember – anything goes in this crazy world of shithousery!

HOPE MC

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2867
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Endless Night Skies:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Join HOPE MC, the Indian hardcore Minecraft server where true warriors thrive. In this challenging and intense survival experience, test your skills and determination against daunting odds. With limited resources and the threat of permadeath, every decision matters. Immerse yourself in an Indian-themed world, exploring vibrant landscapes and uncovering ancient secrets. Connect with a community of like-minded players, engaging in thrilling PvP battles and participating in exciting events. Prove your mettle and become a legend in the Indian gaming community. Will you rise to the challenge or crumble under the pressure? The choice is yours on HOPE MC, where hardcore survival reaches new heights. What is the server IP for Hope Mc? The IP address for Hope Mc is hope.pocketmc.net.And the port for bedrock edition is 25167.You can use this IP Address to start playing on the Hope Mc Minecraft Server now. This is the most recent, accurate, and working IP Address you will find as of 2024.

hope.pocketmc.net:25167

WaterFunNetWork

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4554
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Runes Activated:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

WaterFunNetWork is best Network with low ping gamemode pvp,boxpvp, Lifesteal other soon join now⭐

waterfunnetwork.playmc.be

literal vanilla

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9655
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Astral Projections Made:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

literal vanilla is a server where the gameplay is purely vanilla no tpa no sethome no nothing. just the vanilla game at its purest form.we also allow stuff like griefing and stealing

literalvanilla.gravelhost.com:50001

Spread of Civilization

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3448
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Animals Bred:	117
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Spread of Civilization – Embark on an Epic Journey!Welcome to Spread of Civilization, an innovative new server that brings you a unique Minecraft experience with an extra touch of realism! The goal of this server is to encourage players to collaborate, trade, engage in diplomacy, and interact with the world in a way that feels real. – Limited teleports, but better travel infrastructure with Dynmap, HsRails, Rail Protector and SpeedyBoats – Season Cycle and Real Farming with plant and animal growth based on their environment – Use-based land claims with Influence Claims – Ever-expanding world borders with Dynamic Borders

104.128.55.16:25578

Sarkarnetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7865
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Minecraft lifesteal 24/7 Online Join now And not forget to vote our minecraft server For more information Join our discord server

104.234.220.50:25728

HyperMc

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6045
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

emerald-free.falixserver.net:56033

MiniMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	584
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	4

MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

– Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

minimc.mc.gg:34838

Zombie Escape

Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2145
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	367
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Emeralds Found:	2485	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Votes:	5125

Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

zombieescape.net

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5486
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9572
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

soulsteal.xyz

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2681
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
New Chunks Explored:	23979	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

mc.Reborn-Age.it

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9168
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Void Gems Collected:	19
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

phoenix.mc-server.net

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7290
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

terrylovers.hopto.org

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7623
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

chainmc.fun

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1813
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

149.56.72.192

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2628
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6396
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

mc.MenacingPvP.com