Funny Sports Shit Minecraft SMP

funny, Funny Moments, funny sports, hilarious sports, Minecraft, Shit, shithousery, smp, sports, sports antics, sports banter, sports clowning, sports comedy, Sports Entertainment, sports gags, sports hijinks, sports humor, sports jokes, sports mischief, sports pranks, sports shenanigans, sports silliness, sports tomfoolery, sports tricks, sports trolling

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4909
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	140	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your shithousery needs!

Join us for epic battles of spleef where players use TNT instead of shovels, or participate in our infamous pig racing tournaments where the pigs are wearing jetpacks!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out with diamond swords while riding on the backs of llamas. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can try your luck in our “Lava Parkour Challenge” where the floor is literally lava and the only way to win is by parkouring your way to safety.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and have a blast with like-minded players, then come join us on our server for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember – anything goes in this crazy world of shithousery!

FemboxSMP

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5134
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	New Chunks Explored:	612235

What we offer:-> Your standard minecraft experience, enhanced with a ton of useful commands -> Trimmed down experience: No unnecessarily complex server structure -> McMMO -> Custom Quests -> Simple Rankup system through gameplay, we hate pay to win -> Inclusive community: we welcome everybody -> Memes: only the silliest of boykisser memes -> Player-driven economy: that’s how it works after all -> Events: win some in-game stuff and irl stuff, we do givewawaysThis server has only one goal: To be a safe-space. For those who feel insecure, for those who need a place to stay. We do not tolerate hate or discrimination. You are safe with us. This server exists to serve as a safe haven. It is entirely free. And it will stay that way.

femboxsmp.net

AxeCraft Network

Earth, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	118
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6623	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Animals Bred:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Welcome to AxeCraft Community! Now with Dungeons, MCMMO, Land Claim and more! A healthy community with 24/7 moderators assistance. Lively discord channel with many helpful players!

axecraft.xyz:19042

McDaily

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8342
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	New Chunks Explored:	125107
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	999
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

mcDaily, the economy SMP community with skilled builders in all kinds of styles. Customization options to make your home feel truly yours. Engaging admins that actively play on the server and provide server updates frequently. Custom items to make your gameplay that much more enjoyable.Come hang out with our community, that’s friendly towards both more mature members as well as a safe place for our younger audience. Make sure to vote for mcDaily as we provide rewards that most other servers list as “premium or donator rank exclusives”.Want to know more about us, the server or perhaps jump right in? Check these out: Discord: https://discord.gg/JprbQW2qQW Website: www.mcdaily.online ip: play.mcdaily.online (we allow both java and bedrock, add :25565 at the end of ip for bedrock)

play.mcdaily.online

WAX

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1430
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Votes:	2929	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

The World of Starknight is the oldest Xbox city server now on JAVA! We started our journey in 2012 building a grand city with an economy and intricate story mode. If that’s not your style we also offer a MMO economy survival world or a hardcore apocalypse survival where you have to survive through the ruins of a city fighting through hordes of zombies with guns! We’re a small team putting all this together so we are also looking for builders/admins!

wosk.revivehost.net

PryorSurvival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6331
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Crops Grown:	2582
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Hi! Come play survival with us! We welcome all with a well taken care of community, java and bedrock a like! Claims, No lag, active staff, New gamemodes, and in-game cosmetics! From seeing your in-game stats to starting the next big farm build! we have it all and would love for you to join us !Java Edition: pryormc.co Bedrock Edition: play.pryormc.co Port: 1913

pryormc.co

DonutSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7315
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Potions Brewed:	192	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198

DonutSMP is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. The server is joinable on any version. The donutsmp ip is donutsmp.net

donutsmp.net:23225

1Vie.fr

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4212
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1503
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	292	Mines Excavated:	2007
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Emeralds Found:	6415

ANARCHY HARDCORE SERVER The Minecraft server 1Vie.fr offers you the opportunity to test your survival and adaptation skills in an ultra-hostile environment in a totally anarchic atmosphere. 1Vie.fr offers its members the opportunity to rediscover their primary instincts in an ultra hardcore game without plugins (100% Vanilla) and without life regeneration.VANILLA | 0 Plugins 1vie.fr is faithful to the unique Minecraft Vanilla survival experience. There are 0 plugins or mods that alter the basic gameplay experience that players are looking for. Quickly join a hostile world with other people. Will they be your allies? Or your enemies… It’s up to you!SURVIVAL | Hardly On your first login you will be randomly teleported to the pre-generated map. Find your wild instincts because here there is no room for error. The ultra-hardcore experience will not do you any favours. The first time you make a mistake, you’ll be kicked off the server.RELATION | Unpredictable Would you kill the first person you meet or would they kill you? If you were to meet a player, would they be a potential ally or prey? Are you being watched? These are the questions that you must continually ask yourself on 1Life.com and only you have the answers. We can only offer you the playground.Join the adventure: https://1vie.fr/en / IP: play.1vie.fr

play.1vie.fr

Raw Vanilla

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5601
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Notes: 100 Block Spawn Protection, Daily Backups!Server Features: Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No LimitsServer Rules (Permanent Ban): No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Raying, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb. Server Rules (Allowed): PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Griefing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading.Server Discord: https://discord.gg/UjXbz3rW

mc.twotimesacharm.com:25566

WolfyCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4265
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Star Shards Collected:	214	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

»» WolfyCraft «« ———————————- WolfyCraft is a friendly server, that you’re bound to enjoy! We aim to provide a relaxing enviroment where you can build, craft, and enjoy playing with your friends and other players! -[Pixelmon]

> Join our Pixelmon server, where you can enjoy a brand new custom world, explore it with other trainers, capture all the Pokemons and beat our gyms! -[Factions]

> Ready for some war? Looking to make the coolest base ever? Come and join us, and show the world your domination. I hope you remember how to make a TNT Cannon! -[Survival/Creative]

> Want to let your creative side out and just build? Well no worries! You can do that too, come and relax, build, and share your creations with others. -[Friendly Community]

> Our server isn’t just a server, it’s a community, a place for people to come and relax, have fun, play and meet new people. You will be welcome here! We hope to see you here soon!

138.201.55.234

MetaMechanists

PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3207
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Design huge factories, automate everything, become invincible, go to space, build cool stuff. Our powerful server hardware allows for all kinds of crazy builds without impacting performance. We’re centered around Slimefun, a plugin that adds everything from backpacks to nuclear reactors to logistic systems. Unfamiliar with Slimefun? Our community and staff members will be happy to help you learn.Progress through a free rank system by crafting increasingly advanced Slimefun items to gain perks. The server is entirely volunteer-run with no pay-to-win aspects. We host events regularly and focus on maintain a strong community, focusing on quality over quantity.[IP address] play.metamechanists.org [Discord] https://discord.gg/6Ew8BYxUtZ [Website] https://metamechanists.org

play.metamechanists.org

Taco Haven

Economy, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5486
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Zombie Dances:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Divine Spears Created:	25
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Anti-grief community centered semi-vanilla smp with a player based economy. Player statements: “Every second I was on felt like something you could only get there. I love that the mods, and owners are really easy to reach out to, and their just all around likeable people.” -whoisthefox 2021

mc.tacohaven.org

ProjectOzone3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7037
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Crops Grown:	4333	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: po3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention island claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > ProjectOzone3 Kappa Mode Modpack

po3.craftersland.net

ColdNetwork

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2551
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Void Armor Forged:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Social community, great gamemodes including: OPFactions, OPSkyBlock, KitMap, HCFactions and Practice. We have an experienced management team which makes everything more fun for players. We also have a good anticheat which IPbans and active staff members.

play.coldnetwork.net

Tekkit by CraftersLand Towns Clans

Economy, PvP, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2869
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Astral Projections Made:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░> Server address: tekkit.craftersland.net:25567░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in DataCenter on a Dedicated Server in Canada near USA border. > Online 24/7. > MyTown Mod for land protection. > Economy, Server shops, Players Market, Rewards, Crates. > Clans, PvP. > Live Maps.

tekkit.craftersland.net:25567

Elitecraft Survival Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4453
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Alien Abductions:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

UK Minecraft Server – Slimefun, Economy, Games, Arenas, PvE, New Map, Land Claims, Quests, Pets, Ranks, Custom Items, Elevators, and more. Join our server now, and immerse yourself in the ultimate Minecraft experience! Here we have the best community in Minecraft.This is why we pride ourselves in having the perfect balance of players to make sure everyone feels at home. No matter who you are at what age, we are the place for you! Just follow the rules and have fun.Our server consists of multiple worlds first our Survival world is the primary world of EC. Founded in 2011, we now have years of experience. Here we provide a welcoming community for new and veteran players alike to build, enjoy and feel at home. We offer advanced grief protection including chest locks, user-based land protection, disabled explosions, map backups and if rollbacks, to undo grief if necessary. PvP is disabled everywhere Except in the nether and it is quick and easy to join and start building. At our Creative world, you can enjoy a fun Multiplayer creative experience with all your friends, with no grief. Additionally, we offer FULL creative mode, lots of protected land for anyone to claim, lots of permissions for players such as /warp, /tpa and /plot, a system which is guaranteed to prevent grief. Players can use almost every item the game has to offer, and even some World editing commands. Our SkyBlock world offers each player their own private SB island for them and their friends to build on. Here there is no grief or PvP, and an awesome economy so you can sell your junk for new equipment. —–

ec-mc.net