Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Enchantments Applied:	236
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Emeralds Found:	1456	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	181
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7637
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	32
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	498289	Void Gems Collected:	16
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Magic Items Found:	1169	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Secret Passages Found:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3679	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Magic Items Found:	8111	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	554
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server‘s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.