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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	124

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Emeralds Found:	1452
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31	Holy Grails Found:	5
Towns Built:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5110
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4986	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Dragon Eggs Found:	1795	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Villages Defended:	12
Mines Excavated:	2467	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Dimension Hops:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Emeralds Found:	7237
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Void Armor Forged:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	333	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Emeralds Found:	5406
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Towns Built:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Ores Mined:	8230	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	7316	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Buildings Constructed:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Crops Grown:	7673
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Villages Defended:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.