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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Zombie Dances:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Dimension Hops:	7	Towns Built:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Magic Items Found:	2633	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Potions Brewed:	64	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mines Excavated:	4529
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	891458	Void Armor Forged:	28

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Falling into the Void:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!