Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2265
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	306
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Swammymc network

Bedwars, Creative, Faction Survival, Factions, Minigames, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2655
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

If you see Swammy online say hi to him for a free gift!

play.swammy.net

Snoops Server

Economy, Factions, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9477
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Towns Built:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20

Open world survival server, all are welcome to enjoy a variety of useful plugins. The server offers custom prefixes and suffixs open request along with nicknames. Open spots for admins and mods apple via email at [email protected]. Plugins we use- Custom enchanting, Warp system, Economy, Easyshop, /heal and /feed for all, also land claiming and factions.

142.4.205.43:25589

SurvivalOne

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2305
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

[ITA ]SurvivalOne+ is a survival-friend with vanilla gameplay and the presence of Whitelist. The purpose of the server is to have a relaxing time building, exploring, trading etc. the options are endless. the rules are few: – Respect for players and their property – don’t cheat The gameplay is very similar to what we would find playing single player, the minimal presence of plugins, largely replaced by CBs, keeps the game as pristine as possible. Richieste WHITELIST As mentioned before, to access the server you must be in the whitelist. To access you can contact @pyro95 on Telegram or open a post on our forum: https://survival-one.enjin.com/ History SurvivalOne is an idea that was born way back on August 19, 2016. We wanted a really friendly server, with vanilla gameplay but without limiting ourselves in the possibility of expanding the game options using the tools we had available. SurvivalOne+ picks up the baton and carries forward the project of the previous server to continue the work done so far but above all to give a server to anyone who wants to look for a bit of tranquility but at the same time is not willing to settle for a simple vanilla.

mc.survivalone.it

Play.valhallamc.net

Factions

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8995
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Supported versions: 1.20.xDiscord: discord.gg/valhallamcServer IP: play.valhallamc.net

Factions Baltic • Scoreboard ConfigurationFactions Baltic • Raiding-OutpostR-post • 6 Chunks x 2 MinechatsFactions Baltic • Spawn RenderFactions Baltic • Darkzone RenderFactions Baltic • Demonic EnchantsFactions Baltic • Angelic EnchantsThrowable Creeper EggsVertical Creeper EggsBouncy Creeper EggsBarbarian GkitViking GkitGoblin GkitMerchant GkitUse emojis In-game to spice up chat!Obtain a wide range of Money through Money PouchesTier List: I – VUse the advantages of Gkits with Style!Obtain Dungeons Shards to fight an intensebattle against the Pluto God of Underworld with your Faction or Party!

play.valhallamc.net

Naruto Unleashed Reborn (NUR)

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4984
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Secret Passages Found:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Welcome to an Awesome Experience! Revamped (Beta) Links: IP – play.nur-mc.com Discord – https://discord.gg/fua4HWM

Introduction: Hello and welcome to Naruto Unleashed: Reborn! This is an RPG server inspired by the Naruto franchise. Don’t worry if you aren’t familiar with either the manga or anime; the server will be fun, and the community inviting, either way! By allowing you to create your own character, we encourage you to explore the world and forge your own story. Choose your ninja clan, equip your fiercest abilities, and grow stronger so you may become a force to be reckoned with.

play.nur-mc.com:8177

Republic of velsor

Discord, Drugs, Dynmap, Economy, Events, Jobs, Nations, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1721
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	33	Love Letters Sent:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9

The Republic of Velsor is a Nation-State RP server, which means that we have a functional government and country on our Minecraft server.

Our server features the following

Rich lore, including books, a religion, and an upcoming conlang

An economy, with several active businesses

A functional government, with a Consul and Senate

A police force, known as the Consular Guard

Several plugins, including custom map arts, a Dynmap, alcohol, and cigarettes

If you are interested in joining the Republic of Velsor, you may:1. Visit http://join.velsor.xyz

2. Contact @josephinegrey on Discord

Thank you!

play.velsor.xyz

BlockPro

FTB

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8021
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Votes:	8880	Dimension Hops:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Star Shards Collected:	184	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

We need help on this server no griefing time is Pacific time so just dont grief and yeah just apply on the server and you will be hired for the lowest staff rank first then after a few days apply for a higher rank

BlockPro.serv.nu:40864

Cubic ventures

PvP Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2683
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Cubic Ventures

Come and join us on this wonderful adventure as you join a community driven SMP Server, No Pay To Win, we are all in this together and we will come out on top.

Vote Daily to win rewardsInvite People to our Discord for rewards

mc.cubicventures.co.uk

Triumvirate

PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8683
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4618	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	New Chunks Explored:	657007
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Welcome to Triumvirate!

Triumvrate is our minecraft server, heavily based on youtube show called Hermitcraft. Our server was created for people who like building, expressing themselves and overall enjoy playing the game we all love, within friendly and dedicated community.

To join the server, you’ll first need to join our Discord (link below) and introduce yourself to the rest of players. After that, if you meet all of the requirements listed in Disclaimer below, you’ll most likely be accepted as the member of our community, and added to the whitelist

Disclaimer: There are three requirements you have to meet if you want to join our community: 1. Be an active and dedicated player. If you want to join, play for hour and leave forever – this is not a place for you 2. You need to know what hermitcraft is (if you are watching it/ have watched in past, it’s even better) 3. As of now we are pointing towards getting players, who have outstanding building abilities (When you join the discord, prepare to show us some of your creations. Redstone creations doesn’t count, we’re talking about building as visuals!). If we consider your skills as good enough, you’ll become our member.

91.134.125.47:25579

VintageMC

Creative, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1205
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Farms Harvested:	330
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

VintageMC is an open-world creative server. This means you are able to build in an unrestricted, normal Minecraft world. Depending on how you like to play, this may a better alternative for the multiplayer creative mode experience than a creative plots server.

vintage.mcserver.ws

Geek galaxy

hermitcraft, Multiplayer Survival, Vanilla Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1218
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	8650	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

General Server Information: Current Version 1.20.4 No Reset Until December 25th, 2024

Whitelist Only:To join, put your In-Game Name (IGN) in the ⁠📛whitelist-me📛 channel.

World Size:The current world size is 15,000 blocks, with plans to expand over time.

Server IP:Connect to the server at: 167.114.213.73:25586

Dynamic Maps:Dynamic map link: http://167.114.213.73:8085/

Plugins and Datapacks:Data Packs Include:Dragon drops elytraDouble shulker shellsPlayer headsMob headsWandering Trader MicroblocksCoordinates toggle.Universal DyingBlock Tweaks

Plugins Include:CoreprotectGeyser/FloodgateVaultVia Version

167.114.213.73:25586

PokeMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5696
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Website: https://www.pokemc.com/ Discord: http://discord.me/pokemc Donate: https://pokemcstore.tebex.io/

Welcome to PokeMC! We are a Survival Multiplayer Pixelmon server, currently running the latest Pixelmon Reforged version on Minecraft 1.12.2.

We formed and maintained a strong player community from day one, and are constantly working to develop new custom plugins, maps, and other unique features! Our goal is to create a welcoming and immersive world for our players to enjoy, and hopefully feel at home.

There are daily staff hosted events and minigames, as well as games that you can play at your leisure, and server wide tournaments you can enter. We have an excellent staff who do a fantastic job at moderating and working together to run the server.

play.pokemc.com

SkuinLand

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	365
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7304
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2

============================== SkuinLand Network Use the mentioned version so that you can enter the server and enjoy the survival mode… and many more that will be added over time. MC Version: 1.18.1 ===============================

mc.skuinland.com

Actioncraft mc

Faction Survival, Factions, Multiplayer Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6025
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7434
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

New Minecraft 1.19.2 Oldschool Factions server. Non-P2W . Active Admins! a Friendly community awaits for You! The server is also currently under construction!

195.3.145.183

Builders Revival

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5283
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Magic Items Found:	5412	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Builders Revival is a gaming community in which mature players enjoy (semi) vanilla Minecraft. This means that we’re a Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server with a focus on a good community and good builds. We strive to work together on a place people can be proud of and enjoy visiting whenever they feel like. Community is also a key component of Builders Revival, and we strive to keep the community clean of immature players. To that end, we use a whitelist to screen players. Strictly speaking, we’re a 16+ server (unless younger players can show maturity). The result is a community that is very focused on helping each other achieve the goals they want, in their own way. Some of our features include a world border, a Resource world and a Creative world in order to allow people to plunder for resources without harming the map and for designing or recreational purposes. Our server also has ranks which gives access to some fun or useful features. These ranks can only be earned by completing challenges we post periodically.

Server IP: [mc.buildersrevival.net]

Map: [map.buildersrevival.net]

Discord: [discord.buildersrevival.net] Highly advised to join! Whitelist form: [whitelist.buildersrevival.org]

mc.buildersrevival.net