Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8237
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Emeralds Found:	1667
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Farms Harvested:	544

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Mclir.se

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	573
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Votes:	2916	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Swedish survival server with economy, claims, skills and VIP ranks. We try to stay close to vanilla Minecraft, but with a little extra functionality. Separate lobby island with shops, training arena with quests, Creative world for VIP ranked players.

mclir.se

PIT True Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1824
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

PIT is the true anarchy experience. This no rules anything goes server has a 2 year plus old map that never updates. Currently on version 1.13.2

pitserver.co

Zerzura

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Towny

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3255
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magic Items Found:	2995	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Meteorites Collected:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

IP: play.zerzura.xyz

Welcome to Zerzura, a 1.14.4 PvE Towny Survival Server! We hope to deliver a community-driven survival experience with features including, but not limited to: Towny Jobs McMMO ThonkTweaks MythicDrops Ranks Join us on discord: https://discord.gg/rXhDtWQ We hope to see you on soon!

play.zerzura.xyz

Rwcold

Custom, Custom Bosses, Factions, Guns, PvE, PvP

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7042
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Runes Activated:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Farms Harvested:	738
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Love Letters Sent:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Welcome to RWC! Start your adventure as a soldier with firearms, custom bosses, custom armor, platoons, custom kits, boxes and more! Start your adventure and show what a great soldier you are!

mc.rwcold.com

JustGame Ocean

Creative, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9019
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Here at JustGame, we focus on letting players play the way they want without all the added complexities. We have a bit of something for everyone, but semi-vanilla survival is our focus. Instead of a fancy spawn, players are spawned in a random wilderness part of the map. Everyone starts off PvE, but can turn on PvP anytime they want. If you want to test out designs for a build before you spend the time gathering resources, you can try it out in our creative world. Our simple rules and well informed staff help keep griefers and hackers at bay so that they don’t interfere with other players’ survival.

Here are some of the things that set us apart from being a vanilla server: – Grief Prevention claiming system. So that players can focus on survival instead of worrying about other players. – A PvP system where players can turn on PvP to fight each other if they want to. – A home and tpa system, typical of what you would find on many servers. – Players are able to get spawners by blowing them up with TNT. There is only a chance it will work though! – Players can capture passive mobs by throwing chicken eggs at them. – Cutting a log in a tree with an axe will cut all logs on the tree. – The more experience you get, the more health you get.

Give us a try, stop by and game with us today!

mc.justgame.org

Anahata

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3468
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Towns Built:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

A friendly survival server with rank ups based on playtime. The rules are simple and we are all just here to have fun!

anahata.serverminer.com:25642

Destrucraft

Skywars, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7701
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Star Shards Collected:	85	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	809
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Destrucraf, the Minecraft server that will make you forget your worries and immerse yourself in a world full of fun and entertainment. With a friendly community and a management team always willing to help, this server has become the ideal place for those looking for a unique experience in the popular block game.

destrucraft.vultam.host

MeinKraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Towny

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2912
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Buildings Constructed:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

MeinKraft is a survival server designed to be easy and fun to be innovative, and build a place where you and your friends can call home.

We are not a pay-to-win server. Donations are welcomed, but donators only get extra cosmetic features and do not gain an unfair gameplay advantage.

Discord: https://discord.gg/6zdKB6w

meinkraft.duckdns.org

GhostRealms

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6791
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Falling into the Void:	0

Anarchy server with no rules, no bullshit, and no world resets. Hacking is allowed as well as griefing, cheating, lying, etc. Everyone is allowed to join and is welcome! Anarchy at its finest.

192.95.36.203

Lemon survival

java, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6538
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Magic Items Found:	2272	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Votes:	5799	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Welcome to Lemon Survival!

If there are any problems make a ticket in the discord

Java IP

mc1086054.fmcs.cloud goose.de.freemcserver.net:25594 162.55.82.117:25594

mc1086054.fmcs.cloud

TuxCraft

Anarchy, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6168
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7625	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Void Armor Forged:	29

Hello! I’m Sunnival and i’m here to tell you about my server. Mainly, it’s an adventure map which I call Sign Hunt – explore a huge world made by mostly me and a few other helpers and find the 1000 hidden signs all over the map!

Each sign has some kind of dumb reference on it and a button next to it. Press the button to mark that sign as found, and get the point for it! Signs are hidden everywhere that you can get to, so check every single corner and odd-looking spot. Some of the signs have more vulgar references, so if your mom is gonna get mad cause she saw the f-word in Minecraft, then consider that.

Explore a sunken city, that same city but in the past and at its former glory, a volcano, hell, an old haunted manor, a UFO, and so many more fun and interesting areas! There are 52 areas total for you to explore and look for signs in. Some require the use of key items that you find during your adventure to get to!

If you wanna take a break from the sign hunting for a bit, head on over to our survival world. It’s very bare-bones with zero rules, and has no commands to help you – that means no sethomes, land claiming, factions, warps, etc. Just you, other players, and the world.

We always try to maintain a 100% uptime and are very laid back, so come chill on the server and have fun exploring and hanging out!

Join our brand new server at “Tuxcraft.serverminer.com”! And join our discord at https://discord.gg/hnuufav

tuxcraft.serverminer.com

Tulip network

1vs1, 247, 4Fun, Anime, Arena Pvp, Chat, Chill, Network, Skywars

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8935
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7358
Divine Spears Created:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Welcome to Tulip Network 🌷, the battlefield where excitement and strategy intertwine to deliver an epic experience! Enter our server designed to satisfy the desire for competition and challenge.

**Electrifying Modalities:**

On Tulip Network, choose between two intense mods: ArenaPVP and Skywars. Master the arena with skill and strategy, or brave the grave on floating islands. Victory is in your hands.

**Infinite Customization ✨:**

Stand out from the rest with our variety of cosmetics. From eye-catching looks to custom effects, you can express your style to women in your eyes. Make your presence on Tulip Network unforgettable!

**Disguises and Deceptions 🎭:**

Take strategy to the next level with the ability to disguise yourself. Surprise your rivals by adopting unexpected appearances and keeping them guessing in every confrontation. Cunning will take you far in Tulip Network.

**Original Maps:**

Explore our carefully designed maps for a unique gaming experience. From intricate battlefields in ArenaPVP to floating islands in Skywars, each map offers unique challenges and strategic opportunities.

**Beyond the Conventional 🚀:**

At Tulip Network, the fun has no limits. Immerse yourself in special events, unique challenges, and constant updates that keep your gaming experience fresh. There is always something new waiting for you.

Join the Tulip Network and discover a world where competition meets strategy, and every match is an opportunity to prove your prowess. Are you ready for the adventure? Prepare for battle on Tulip Network, where the excitement never ends! 🚀 💥

🎥 ** Visit our channel on YouTube! **: (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCyr2ARdsGrxAqVrYOH2S9rA)

💬 **Join our community on Discord** (https://discord.gg/invite/SJDTJpart9)

🐦 **Follow us on Twitter!**: https://twitter.com/TuliipNetwork)

tulippvp.mysrv.us

vulcanmcv3

PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4789
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Villages Defended:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8078
Crops Grown:	5544	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

server with skyblock still being worked on need staff and pvp we also have nice owners and you can apply to thats coming soon on the website

vulcanmcv3.playerservers.com

Float mc

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9429
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Emeralds Found:	809	Players Killed by Monsters:	7301
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12

FLOAT MC…

It is an Nepali server where can you get..Very nice ping…Lifesteal server … And very nice environment… As it is 12gb ram and no lagg and hang will be there so join fastt….

play.floatmc.fun:25599

SkyBlockCC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2160
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	17

Teamwork isn’t just practiced at SkyBlockCC – it’s perfected. We make each day great, together. We create an exciting gaming atmosphere with a culture focused on fun and community

SkyBlock 1.8.8: → Headhunting → Armor set bonus → Ore Generator → Spawner upgrades → 1.8 Optimized PvP (anti logging) → Custom AntiCheat → Ingame Ranks and 240 challenges → Minions → Cosmetics … and more!

skyblock.cc:25580