Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Zombie Dances:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	651	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Towns Built:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5415

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	621271
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Buildings Constructed:	50
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	New Chunks Explored:	754688
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Crops Grown:	2647
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Divine Spears Created:	18
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	492	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Animals Bred:	31
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Farms Harvested:	344
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Runes Activated:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Void Gems Collected:	35
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Villages Defended:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.