Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	30	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magic Items Found:	1449	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	488
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Dragons Tamed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Villages Defended:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Towns Built:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	8436	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	35
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ores Mined:	8187	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9792
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Towns Built:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!