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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Void Armor Forged:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
New Chunks Explored:	369217	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Chimeras Created:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	23	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Crops Grown:	7668	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Void Armor Forged:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Magic Items Found:	6372	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	29

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Animals Bred:	153

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	466	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ores Mined:	9729	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	185	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.