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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4496	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	300
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Star Shards Collected:	237	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1087	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Zombie Dances:	9
Holy Grails Found:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Zombie Dances:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Farms Harvested:	101	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Love Letters Sent:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Potions Brewed:	192
New Chunks Explored:	495751	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	3537	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	89
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Magic Items Found:	8062	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.